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Rashee Rice suspected in connection with major accident in Dallas
(https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=352900)
Wow....the ****ing wheels have come off in here. We have people already hearing about suspensions and others fearing his release after the DNA/prints get taken. Holy shit the Planet provides entertainment if nothing else.
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If Rice turns states evidence and is forced into the witness protection program he should go by the alias Mike Williams to blend back into the NFL and we can sign him as a free agent to avoid suspension
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What we don't want of course is for Rice to claim he wasn't driving if there is evidence he was. I very much doubt that will happen. I don't think legally he's in *too* much trouble, but Goodell may still give him a significant suspension for leaving the scene. Not a good look for the NFL.
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If the seat doesn't fit , you must acquit.
Rashees lawyer made him get in the driver's seat and it wasn't sized for Rashee. He couldn't get in without adjusting the seat back two inches. IF THE SEAT DOESNT FIT , YOU MUST ACQUIT |
Vacuum cleaner corpse found in the trunk.
Rashee is ****ing screwed. |
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So fortunately the Times Ours folks had Keysor on this week and predictably, with an adult in the room, sanity largely prevailed. Oh Nate tried to get on his high horse but by and large Keysor kept it in check.
He pointed out that as a prosecutor he's done literally hundreds if not thousands of cases like this with fact patters that are similar or worse. And by and large there's not much to them. Now do some quick math folks, if the prosecutors office has seen a thousand of these in the 10 or so years Keysor has been a lawyer, then they're seeing 100/yr or more. That means they AIN'T throwing hundreds of man hours at these things. (I still can't believe someone actually said "Sing like a canary" in a non-ironic fashion. Just...wow) I will say this again - this is NOTHING for the Dallas Prosecutor's office. Nothing at all. They do not care. Y'know what probably happened somewhere on a Dallas freeway today? Some idiots were streetracing. Maybe they wrecked, maybe they didn't. Maybe they'll just wreck tomorrow instead. FFS, nobody actually cares about this thing. There were no major injuries. There is no kiddy diddling, homicides or drug trafficking. They just don't give a wet fart. Even if it is a FELONY. |
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"It was the headline of easter weekend - cops are looking for Rashee Rice. That's not great..." "It doesn't really mean anything..." I can't imagine how awful that whole thing would've been without Seth there. It would've been...well, this thread really. And try as I might to play Seth in here, these white devils simply ran roughshod over any efforts at sanity. |
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As long as he's back for the stretch run in December and the playoffs, good enough. He'll be fresh at least and that'll give him a month to work on the dropsies and timing with Mahomes. Just in time for playoffs. Playoffs are ALL that matters now. Regular season is overrated in this era. |
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This... Can the mods lock this thread now? |
Did you guys hear Rashee Rice was supposedly involved in a car crash in Dallas? My friend's mom posted something on Facebook about it.
Worrisome, if true |
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He's already in prison, bro |
I'm hearing from a very reliable source that he's getting the death penalty.
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Dipshit Florio is saying his lawyer will hold a press conference this afternoon...interesting...
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There's been more Broncos fans posts in this thread than the actual Broncos thread for the entire season.
LMAO Keep praying for our downfall losers. |
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I got stuck staring at the OP Avatar again. I have literally no idea what anyone just said. |
Rashee Rice suspected in connection with major accident in Dallas
I’m still waiting for the OP’s super secret knowledge about the situation that would make us want the Chiefs to never let Rice play for them again. Perhaps him renting a car for over $1,000 is just so egregious and irresponsible we don’t want him around the team giving out bad financial advice?
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90s Cowboys here we come, baby!!! |
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I'm glad you capitalized FELONY! That's how we know that your news is real |
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Maybe a former cop getting intel via text from cop buddies isn't the most reliable or objective source.
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**** hearing they've subpoenaed Rice's dental records
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He played in a STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, you know. Linebacker, even!
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> Rashee Rice’s attorney, Royce West, will address the media in Dallas today at 1:30 pm CT.</p>— PJ Green (@PJGreenTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/PJGreenTV/status/1775933076927103175?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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So people think they are dusting for prints on the steering wheel, swabbing for DNA on airbags in a car crash with no deaths?
Cops should watch CSI reruns, they would learn to scan for semen too. That’s how they caught everyone on those shows, just jizz everywhere. Rice probably busted loads all over the steering wheel and airbag. |
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Obvious links to Puff Daddy.
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Spoiler!
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If they let Roger scream, then you go all out on forensics. |
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I just hope his suspension isn’t strategically placed like when willy gay was suspended just the right amount of games in week 4 to miss the most important game of the regular season.
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Surely Stefon Diggs was watching in the minivan
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Link to Rashee's lawyer's press conference happening now (1:30pm Central): https://fox4kc.com/news/rashee-rices...a-about-crash/
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Attorney confirms Rice was driving the Lambo...
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Jesus. He admitted he was driving to the cops. They must have had him dead to rights.
I wonder if he admitted it in exchange for a lesser sentence. |
So what'd he say?
"Don't worry guys, Mike's got this!" |
Wouldn't answer why they left the scene....well you can deduct why that was lol...
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LMAO... Rice admits to driving the Lambo. Admits to hit and run. Cops/DA sit on their hands.
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JFC this lawyer is a dumbshit.
He basically said “come sue us” by publicly stating that Rashee intends to compensate the victims for their injuries and property damage. Less said the better… but this hack clearly looks to be more of a politician/showman than a competent attorney. |
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Literally no clue why he decided to do this press conference...
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6-8 suspension I would imagine.
He admitted to driving the Lambo in which he fled the scene. |
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He didn't even know a police report had been filed...wtf LOL...
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Rashee Rice's lawyer, Royce West, acknowledged today that Rice was driving the Lamborghini at the time of Saturday's multi-vehicle crash in Dallas. <a href="https://t.co/jsCSUbw2mJ">pic.twitter.com/jsCSUbw2mJ</a></p>— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1775957832644321377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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If you need any evidence of the power of drama queens, just look at all the people that now expect a 6-8 game suspension.
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This lawyer is so bad. I cannot ****ing believe some of the things he said.
Additionally, the fact that he's a senator also makes him conflicted in that he has a duty to his constituents as well as Rice. This was such a bad press conference. |
Interesting
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">West says, as a yesterday, no Police Report has been filed.</p>— Harold R. Kuntz (@HaroldRKuntz3) <a href="https://twitter.com/HaroldRKuntz3/status/1775957680655417548?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
absolutely no way its 6-8 game suspension lmao, ultimately since nobody was hurt this is really nothing. I would guess at most 3 games and thats stretching it.
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Nah, that's just silly. There's no reason why this should be a 6-8 game suspension. |
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Drugs? My understanding is that the NFL can't test until four months prior to the season, so there I would guess that there is unlikely to be a drug element, even if found. Guns? pure speculation by someone with clear biases in the video - but even so, does Texas not have some of the most lax gun laws? Again, I have a hard time seeing that turning into a thing the NFL can act on. |
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Goodell cares about image and how shit looks. I hope I'm wrong but I'm afraid I won't be. |
It’s the Chiefs so 6-8 game suspension wouldn’t shock me but I think realistically it’s 4.
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I see the law firm of CP and sons is on the case now.
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Christ almighty, I don't even know what to say to this. Wow. |
The lawyer said: "you've reported there were no serious injuries, and we dont know that to be the case."
HOW DOES THAT HELP YOUR CLIENT?? |
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