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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10584496)

I don't know how much of what you said is universally true. I had a fat friend that could easily pull more ass out of a bar than I could. She just liked cake. I get that ideally you don't want to fall in love with someone who was unhealthy but you already found one exception to the fattie embargo. (Legitimate med issue) I bet we could invent a few more hypotheticals that would work too.

In the interest of full disclosure, I still couldn't see myself going for someone who is obese even with a legitimate medical issue as I'm just not attracted to obese women.

I listed legitimate medical issue as an exception to the laziness statement because it certainly is not laziness, just unfortunate.

The only exception I could think of is if the medical issue crops up after I'm already in a relationship with her. I'm not going to break up with someone because they get sick. I'm just not going to actively seek a relationship with someone who is already that way.

Clay will find true love with a BBW

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10584546)

Clay will find true love with a BBW

That's a positive message your sending Clay!

Quick trip to Walmart and boom, wedding bells! Feel the love clay.

I think i might wife her.

So who has tried the

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Shaking my head :

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Dear Future Love of My Life:

I know. I should have written before. Forgive me. But I got the feeling that you were beginning to think I didn't exist. But I do. And I wanted to let you know that while I might be as elusive as a unicorn grazing in a field of four-leaf clovers, I'm close. I'm around the corner, down the street, on Facebook, in your office, at our local coffee shop, a complete stranger. I made eyes at you once on the subway. I saw you across the room at a party. I swiped you right on Tinder. But it's not our time yet. And I know you're wondering why.

It's really not fair that you've had to wait this long, or go on blind dates, endure bad sex, settle for 'meh' relationships, feel misunderstood, cry from loneliness, wrap your arms around a pillow as you fall asleep at night. I'm so sorry, my love. You deserve an explanation. So, here it goes. It's taken me a long time to even admit this to myself much less to you, so please know that everything I've written here is true.

The reasons we haven't met yet, in no particular order:

1. I haven't thrown out the list of things I think you should be.

2. I'm with the wrong person right now.

3. I'm not ready to be loved unconditionally.

4. Since my life isn't together, I think you'll reject me.

5. I still believe that drama is a show of love.

6. I've been intentionally keeping my head too busy to think with my heart.

7. I need to date more to understand what I do and don't like.

8. I won't be able to appreciate you until life has kicked my ass.

9. I'm too focused on my own needs.

10. I don't know how to create the feeling of home that lives in my heart.

Clearly, I'm not my best self yet. Or even myself -- I'm still figuring out who that is. I'm pretty sure even if we did meet, you wouldn't like me all that much right now. It's entirely possible that we did hit it off once, and I left without getting your information; or maybe I did get your number and never called because of any one of the above reasons.

Be patient with me, darling heart. Know that I'm working my way toward you. So don't spend any more time thinking about where I am or am not. Just keep making your life exciting and full, so when we do finally come together, we can bring each other joy, because we are already happy.

I know it's taking longer than you'd like. It's a hell of a lot slower than I could have ever imagined. But I'm here. This is me talking to you. And I'm not going anywhere.

Don't give up on me.

Yours, in perpetuity,

The Love You Haven't Met Yet

Does anyone here believe in true love? The idea of soul mates?

Jesus...

This thread is the ghey.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10584828)

Does anyone here believe in true love? The idea of soul mates?

Nope.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10584828)

Does anyone here believe in true love? The idea of soul mates?

I have so many bizarre coincidences with my current, it's comical. Our exes have the same birthdays, we were in the hospital together in another state 4 years before we met, etc. We are in complete synch, but I can chalk all that up to a mathematical probability.

I've loved 3 times and each time I was head over heels. At least, as head over heels as I get. All 3 times felt as different as can be with 3 guys that had little in common. Except perhaps a good sense of humor. Love is a state of mind. Not a spiritual betrothal.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10584415)

Cmon man u are a donco...you've gone hoggin

No. Plenty of horsing around though...

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10584875)

Love is a state of mind. Not a spiritual betrothal.

I'm not certain I agree but this is a great way to put it.

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10584878)

No. Plenty of horsing around though...

Dude, are you posting from jail?

http://gawker.com/craigslist-poster-...ing-1567542900

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10584828)

Does anyone here believe in true love? The idea of soul mates?

I don't. I think that (and the archetype of The One) is cultural programming and largely responsible for the failure of so many marriages. Relationships aren't fairy tales. They take work and cooperation and even compromise. Meeting a person with the right characteristics is part of it, but not the only part or the biggest. And I don't believe there's only one person for everyone. But we're all fed all this unrealistic bullshit from birth, that all it takes is locking eyes across a smoky room and boom! there you are. It's that easy! No. No it's not.

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10584886)

Dude, are you posting from jail?

http://gawker.com/craigslist-poster-...ing-1567542900

LMAO OMFG.