Virus or bacterial infection.

I find it very interesting that we haven't heard anything from Fred Phelps lately, or any of the Phelps clan. Hopefully they all had a seizure or heart attack or something and died, but we couldn't be that lucky.

I only have eye for you
sounds like a good pick up line
though kinda dark

I bought blue solo cups this weekend. **** Toby Keith.

Yeah **** Toby Keith I can't stand that ****ing moron. Fake ass patriotic cock sucker.

We had a mediation scheduled to start at 8:30 this morning. The mediator (who I work for) had another meeting scheduled for 3pm today. The attorneys didn't know if they could do it in a half day (4 hours), so they scheduled it to start before our normal time of 9am in case it went over. (am came, and the mediator and I were both wondering if anyone was going to show up. First person showed up at 9:05. Nearly 9:30, and they're just getting started. With all of the presentation equipment they brought in, I'm thinking it's a good thing the afternoon meeting ended up getting cancelled. They didn't know that, though. How rude is that?

One thing I love about this time of year: FRESH FRUIT! YUM!

Poop smells like shit

If a chicken lays and egg in the woods and no one's there to eat it would it make a good omelet?

What should we do when that asswipe dies? Should we picket his funeral? Obviously, doing so would be disrespectful, but that is exactly what Phelps deserves....disrespect. At the same time though, picketing (sp?) his funeral would be practicing what he preaches...which in a way would be inadvertently respecting him or at least respecting something he stands for.

So I'm assuming 29 is the age where your eyebrows grow longer than they've ever been in your entire life and you need to start grooming them???? I hate it. It's stupid!!!

Sounds like you have issues...

Yeah..... :crybaby: My eyebrows suck these days.

I think it's because you're a minority.

(omg did I just say that? I've got a few beers in me and I say stupid things)

ROFL