Oh yeah I remember this guy, he posted like 50 times a day, kinda like another n00b who's been running around here lately...:hmmm:

Okay. And your point is...? Even if you could "figure out" who I am, what difference does it make and why would it matter to you? I think you invest a little too much emotionally into this board, lol. To see people's posting patterns, analyze them, and somehow figure out who to compare them to? I hate to sound bad, but that's actually a little creepy.

I'll tell you what. I just looked up a whole bunch of possible names for my old account that I couldn't remember the name of, and (amazingly) found my user name and remembered password from a while back. I'll start using that. I know it won't matter, you're just one of "those" people who like to show people your e-cock is bigger than everyone else's, but I'll do it anyway.

Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning.

Kiss us and we'll let you know if you did or not. :evil:

It's Sunday. I'm super good on Sundays.o:-)

What about the rest of the week?

ehhh....as she motions her hand in a sorta motion

:eek:

LMAO

Look, dealing with cock teases are easy...all you have to do is start rapping any Too Short song from his first 3 alblums..this one is my favorite to use. "I`m a player" ..when your done she will either put your cock in her mouth and drain you off all your man juice..or she will leave you alone, cuz she knows she is ****ing with a pimp..who dont play that shit..lol..


You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
so you can light that weed,
while I spit this rap,
and tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was ****in' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to **** young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I **** top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I **** your cousin,
your two sisters, I even **** your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit...

So it is you. Now we can find out about this Barkatthemoon chick. What's up with that? Or was that you, too?

Its like a cat playing with a mouse. She knows you're harmless and she is getting some thrills pushing your buttons. I'd give you some tips but they would fall on deaf ears.

I was having a conversation last night, and someone mentioned that this guy reminded them of The Buddha. I had completely forgotten about him, but I thought they were right. I knew he had left suddenly, but didn't know why. I just looked up his last thread to see if I could tell anything, and read the comments by this Barkatthemoon "chick". I just got curious to see if it was him or not. He could have acted completely oblivious, and I would have never said another word.

PS women are so easy to understand it is ridiculous. It took me a while but once I learned their secrets its been entirely different. Read "The Way of the Superior Man" by Deida if you want a peek behind the curtain.

And has a bad back!

x2...Only squares dont understand..also you can just about quote any Too Short song, and you can get laid instantly..seriously, I`ve done it during arguments, breakups, first dates..it works.:D