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Mecca 03-06-2009 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561875)
ROFL I hope you have your Bootlegged repellent spray handy.
Bootlegged is a pimple on the ass of life.

CrazyPhuD 03-06-2009 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5561883)
You got a problem with anal son?
Not when it's on an actual girl...but when it's a tranny then yes...yes I do.

KcMizzou 03-06-2009 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561878)
"Don't stick it in the crazy."

My gay friend says her text:

Was a prompt to convince her to GTFO of her house. :spock:
"Ah, it's just a drink. No big deal. But if you'd prefer to do it another time, I totally understand."

After that, odds are, you get the.. "No, no... I want to."

Sounds like she was just nervous. Maybe you bailed too early.

Skip Towne 03-06-2009 07:44 PM
So Clathan failed to score again? Nah, who'd a thunk it!

Mecca 03-06-2009 07:44 PM
How do you bail that quickly anyway...

Dave Lane 03-06-2009 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561878)
"Don't stick it in the crazy."

My gay friend says her text:

Was a prompt to convince her to GTFO of her house. :spock:
Agreed the main key and my response would be Yep sounds like you are a chicken. Well I think I'll have the chicken fajitas. L8r.

She'd have been joining you in 15 mins tops.

It was a shit test and you should know that by now.

Delano 03-06-2009 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561878)
"Don't stick it in the crazy."

My gay friend says her text:

Was a prompt to convince her to GTFO of her house. :spock:
Yeah well you were out of character too. It's unfortunate she doesn't totally buy your virgin shtick because you can empathize with that shit.

Who knows, you may get a text later this evening or weekend when she has time to think about it a bit.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 07:45 PM
Why can't women just do what they say they're going to do?

KcMizzou 03-06-2009 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561895)
Why can't women just do what they say they're going to do?
Dude... LMAO

Mecca 03-06-2009 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561895)
Why can't women just do what they say they're going to do?
Life doesn't work that way...

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5561891)
How do you bail that quickly anyway...
Look, I asked her if she wanted to call it off. All she had to do was say "No, I'm coming."

WTF

Mecca 03-06-2009 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561899)
Look, I asked her if she wanted to call it off. All she had to do was say "No, I'm coming."

WTF
Women like to be pursued...

You have alot to learn son, every situation is different but this one wants to be prodded and convinced.

Delano 03-06-2009 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561899)
Look, I asked her if she wanted to call it off. All she had to do was say "No, I'm coming."

WTF
It's mother ****ing Houston, Texas. There are plenty of bitches in estrus.

Don't worry about it.

kstater 03-06-2009 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5561847)
Well, time to try the other choice, I guess.

Glad to hear you liked Watchmen. I plan on seeing it next weekend.
Call me crazy, but for some reason, I think Claythan will tell us he drove 3 hours for the other one and then she backed out.

Dave Lane 03-06-2009 07:50 PM
Sh it test...


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