Two who got married were Jenny Gump and JimNasium.

Two who got divorced partly because of CP (or at least they had a pretty public spat over CP and eventually divorced) were Clint In Witchita and Red 'N Feisty.

Stumpy and Bad Girl got divorced (or at least broke up), but I don't think it involved CP.

Shit, I am basically a long time browser on here and didn't know most of that.

Didnt clay hit it in the porta potty at a Chiefs game?

Shows you how much I pay attention to CP.

He wishes.

I'm inner circle. ;)

He would be a lucky guy.

This is like a weird episode of the Twilight Zone.

Wow I didn't know all this stuff either.

I want to hear a story! All quiet on my front.

About four years ago a girl invited me out to a bar. I got lost on the way. When I got there she was snogging some other dude. I was about to leave and decided I wanted to meet her anyway, so I texted her.

She came outside to meet me. I then realized she was a good 50 pounds heavier than I was expecting. She reminded me of the homeless lady from Home Alone 2. She was even wearing a shawl.

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We decided to go to IHOP. I ordered crepes, and texted my friend "this is horrible. she's much larger than her photos."

I then realized I had texted that to HER. Being a very smooth operator, I asked her nicely if we could turn off our phones so we could talk. She agreed. I excused myself to go to the restroom.

When I returned, she stared at me with daggers.

"I'm gonna go."

I didn't pay for my crepes.

As I was driving home, I received a text message.

"**** you."

My reply:

"You lied."

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Wow lol

Awesome story brah!!! Who's next???

This one time, at band camp...