Hey looks like now there is small % chance that this could turn into something real. It's like a miracle. Keep those texts going.
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Why are her texts all out of order? I’ve never had that happen to me before—
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Some ideas to text about next are....
Erectile disfunction Plan a cruise vacation with her How girlfriends in the past have struggled with your girth Complain about inheritance paperwork ??????? |
Tell her you have a friend of a friend named Carol that desperately needs money for some new boobs and see what Stephanie's handlers come up with.
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Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I'm beginning to think she's not who she says she is.
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Clearly the dude knows that you know, and is just fooking around.
You: "I stabbed my ex in the ear with a meat thermometer!" Her: "So sorry...can you send me a Google Play Gift Card? |
You are in love with a Bot...
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He was going to put 8 in her, and get 5 back. Wasn't going to win anyway.
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Damn I’m getting catfished again!
I know it’s one of you bastards messing with me. |
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What do y'all make of this Gabby Petito situation?
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