Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 14907603)

The wife and I did this as an appetizer before supper. So here's my report.

You tried to kill me. This is a dangerous act. Probably Tide Pods X 10. Rounded up.

It started out slow and simple. Looking into the bag of Bugles for one with an opening that seemed large enough to accept Easy Cheese. It quickly escalated out of control to where Bugles pinched shut or broken in half were acceptable candidates.

I quickly realized I could reload a Bugle faster than I could reload my shotgun. As I kept stuffing them in my mouth I glanced over at my glass of ice water I had left on the kitchen counter. It was so close. But yet so far. Just....one....more. Then I could drink. If you ever try this high you will most likely die.

The wife had a different tact. She would load three of them up between her fingers, load with cheese, then place a sliced green olive on each before eating them. Very inefficient and I've decided she will be worthless if Red Dawn happens.

As I fade out of carbo haze I can't remember what was supposed to be for supper.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 14953397)

I’ll be trying Boone’s Farm once this is over thanks to Ocity.

Can’t wait!

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14954451)

I have to point out that I lead a blessed life.

About the time that this stay-at-home thing started, the older couple across the street from me sold their house and moved. An attractive young woman moved in, and I presume she's working from home or unemployed or something, because on nice days she goes out and sunbathes or works in the yard in a small thong bikini.

Now, this is somewhat high risk because I'm at home with my wife. But my wife is awesome, because she noticed it the other day (a few weeks after I did) and said, "Hey, rain man. You should come and look. The new neighbor is walking around in a thong bikini."

I'll note too that she has raised flower beds at the front of her yard, so when she's working on them there's a lot of facing the other way and bending at the waist. I say this purely to help you build a mental picture.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14954451)

I have to point out that I lead a blessed life.

About the time that this stay-at-home thing started, the older couple across the street from me sold their house and moved. An attractive young woman moved in, and I presume she's working from home or unemployed or something, because on nice days she goes out and sunbathes or works in the yard in a small thong bikini.

Now, this is somewhat high risk because I'm at home with my wife. But my wife is awesome, because she noticed it the other day (a few weeks after I did) and said, "Hey, rain man. You should come and look. The new neighbor is walking around in a thong bikini."

I'll note too that she has raised flower beds at the front of her yard, so when she's working on them there's a lot of facing the other way and bending at the waist. I say this purely to help you build a mental picture.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 14907737)

My mom's 73 year old cousin in Michigan survived the virus.

Said she felt like shit for 15 days including numerous days of 103-104 fever but was told to stay home unless she became short of breath.

I am very surprised and thought she might not make it around day 9.

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 14954739)

Thats excellent news.
You still feeling normal?

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14955517)

Just got back from Walmart, the first time I've been there during this shit, are you kidding me? Talk about over kill, wow!

By the way, that card swiping thing sucks, always somebody with a ****ed card or just can't figure it out. Always keep cash on hand.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14955527)

What card swiping thing are you talking about?

If it's just credit cards, keep in mind that cash is notoriously nasty.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 14955613)

Everyone who shops uses the card slider. The only person touching my cash is me...