High 20s.

No, just hadn't heard from her in a couple years.

In case I don't see ya...

Good afternoon, good evening and good night.

Girl I had last week had a bush. As long as it is not all over the lips I do not know why anyone would complain.

Nothing wrong with a little pubic hair. Perhaps my interpretation of "full bush" is exaggerated.

I am envisioning something out of the 80s here. Not just a little hair. Need ghak to clarify.

Full on 80s.

Holy ****

If it gets in my mouth I kick it south.

Question.

A lady at work wants to set me up with one of her friends. We talked a little bit and I happen to say that I would like to date someone that is shorter and weighs less than me.

I look back and think this makes me sound like a dick. I have since sent her an email explaining myself better.

My question, does that make me sound like a dick, honest, or ...?

That's entirely reasonable.

What is your height/weight? My inclination is to say that you're fine to say that. A person is allowed to dig what they want.

5'7" 170

My guess is your friend is fat and so is her friend. Am I right?

How you gonna feel when the 5'6" 169 lbs hog shows up for dinner?

Yeah, that's pretty normal. You're either buff, chubby or both, but there's nothing wrong with any of those depending on which chick you ask.

Those aren't tough credentials for a girl to meet, really. I like taller girls, but I'm also almost a half-foot taller.