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damaticous 05-08-2014 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10610937)
My guess is your friend is fat and so is her friend. Am I right?
My friend isn't, no. she's married.

Her friend is above my threshold.

Hammock Parties 05-08-2014 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 10610951)
Her friend is above my threshold.
ROFL

How DARE you judge a woman by her appearance.

damaticous 05-08-2014 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10610945)
How you gonna feel when the 5'6" 169 lbs hog shows up for dinner?
That'd be ok.

damaticous 05-08-2014 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10610949)
Yeah, that's pretty normal. You're either buff, chubby or both, but there's nothing wrong with any of those depending on which chick you ask.

Those aren't tough credentials for a girl to meet, really. I like taller girls, but I'm also almost a half-foot taller.
I'm a little chubby.

I don't expect to date a model or anything, but someone that is within a semi-healthy BMI like me would be ideal.

patteeu 05-08-2014 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 10610867)
Question.

A lady at work wants to set me up with one of her friends. We talked a little bit and I happen to say that I would like to date someone that is shorter and weighs less than me.

I look back and think this makes me sound like a dick. I have since sent her an email explaining myself better.

My question, does that make me sound like a dick, honest, or ...?
I don't think there's anything wrong with being honest about that. I guess it depends on how you say it as to whether or not it sounds dickish, but I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

BigCatDaddy 05-08-2014 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10610945)
How you gonna feel when the 5'0" 169 lbs hog shows up for dinner?
FYP

Pasta Little Brioni 05-08-2014 07:50 PM
Damat is goin hoggin folks

luv 05-08-2014 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10610945)
How you gonna feel when the 5'6" 169 lbs hog shows up for dinner?
:evil eye:

ThaVirus 05-08-2014 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 10612069)
:evil eye:
Heh. I was only kidding.

You know you're looking svelte these days, mama. 10/10 would bang ;)

luv 05-08-2014 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10612131)
Heh. I was only kidding.

You know you're looking svelte these days, mama. 10/10 would bang ;)
Good answer...lol

Pasta Little Brioni 05-08-2014 09:06 PM
Wear a rubber dude :)

ThaVirus 05-08-2014 09:11 PM
No way, dude.

Me and luv iz makin baybeez :)

luv 05-08-2014 09:16 PM
LMAO

Titty Meat 05-08-2014 10:02 PM
Id bang Luv

ThaVirus 05-08-2014 10:12 PM
Luv's a size queen, bro. You're gonna need more than 4 1/2".


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