You are quite the charmer.

"I say 'Ahh' bitch, that ain't a thermometer that's 9 inches"

You know I'm just playing. I was really only trying to make fun of Billay.

So, I actually chatted with someone on okcupid this evening, and we ended up trading numbers. He's actually close to my age, too. Lots of surprises this evening...lol.

:thumb:

We are all gonna get laid! (Except for Dis :) )

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Just teasing ya brah

Such is life man.

Had the awesome experience of trying to be cordial with a young woman who's in to me.

Can't say that the feeling's mutual, which means somehow I'm the bad guy in the whole situation but w/ever.

See you can't be all bad. There is no point in forcing something if you aren't in to her. **** her feelings they don't give a shit about ours...unless they are into us :)

You could be a real dick and use her as a practice girl ROFL

The guy that installed my cable yesterday looked so much like an ex-boyfriend that I literally left the room to keep from automatically flirting with him.

I should have stayed in the sticks.

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