LMAO

sounds like a good deal.

That's not true. It will be 14 fat girls and one (completely unavailable) attractive girl who came along as moral support.

Dayze just hopped on his motorcycle high speed to the event

LMAO

gotta go to the ATM first to get the $15.

So, let's vote how many of the 15 are interested in Zarth. The only downside is he has to say he is interested in all of them to find out ROFL

Wow OKcupid is looking the o-linemen part of the combine

"Han Solo? or Luke Skywalker"

"ummm.......Luke Skywalker"

"dumb bitch. I think we're done here"

I bet I can snag 3 of them.

Apparently a lot of girls at these things are all friends. So you have to watch yourself. Can't immediately go after all of them at once or they tell each other.

I was going more for "Canofbier is a pedophile?"

I bet you could snag 13 or 14. Youre cute and good with words you have a 4 inch cock but thats ok because you eat more pussy than a boston terrier.

Dude you're getting creepy now.

i'm going to ask them what their favorite dinosaur is

Getting?

Same thing. It's the new priest.

Do you think going to a Royals game would be a good first date?