That's nice and all I'll keep my mane.

Stop being such a pussy Mecca. Kerry King went bald and I bet he still gets booty.

No... I just can't grow facial hair.

Why do you ask?

It was a joke based on people talking about my hair.

That's a shame. Chicks dig beards. And long hair. No kidding actually. Also, learn to play the guitar. Electric. And go buy a motorcycle.

My college roommate (one of them) was a skinny, malnourished slob. But he played bass guitar and had this amazingly long, naturally wavy hair. He wasn't all that good looking and couldn't have weighed more than 140 lbs. soaking wet, but I've never seen a guy get so much action.

This is going to seep back into a thread about owning a bike isn't it?

I've heard somewhere that chicks dig guys with bikes.

I play guitar, but I suck at it. You have to play the nice happy stuff for chicks to like it. I'm into the type of music women don't like, like Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, and System of a Down... And playing guitar only works when you're good. I suck, and can't sing either. No one will ever hear me playing guitar. :-)

If you get an acoustic guitar and start singing with it you're right, you will get women. But I have my standards. I can't stand acoustic rock. The only people who can get away with that are Bob Dylan and Neil Young.

Motorcycle... yeah, I want one of those. I want a Kawasaki Ninja 250. I would probably kill myself on anything more, cause I like to drive WAY too fast for something like a 600.

You're suppose to get a nice bike not a crotch rocket.

Dude! You are half way there. Go a little more poppy with your rock and you are money! Something like Nickleback and you are gold. Electric gets way more ass than acoustic. I don't know how many coeds are into Opeth and Children of Bodom. Not much I would think.

No. I want to go fast and practically get my bike parallel to the ground going around corners... Roadsters are NOT for me.

Nickelback makes me throw up. Has ever since I heard Hero...

I JUST CAN'T DO IT!!!

Here you go son. This will guarantee you ass - boy band, Oasis when they were popular level ass. And Mecca will approve.

www.confederate.com/confederate3/fighter.php

I'm sorry, but co-eds just don't give it up for Dimmu Borgir. You are going to have to suck it up and make the sacrifice. Either that or go Indy. Start learning some Animal Collective tunes in case power pop doesn't work out.

So much for being myself... :-(

I hear you though. Thanks for the advice. Now if I could only improve my social skills...lol!