It's amazing how in every episode Rick shaved yesterday.

Police cannot have beards...even if they are on unpayed leave due to zombie apocolypse.

FYP :D

EDIT - zombie baby! YES! DO IT! just like the Mekhi Phifer scene in Dawn Of The Dead!

just wondering.....is it just me, or am I the only one to think Rick is sometimes a total DICK! like throwing the dog food. WTF! I'm hungry bitch! I'da kicked his lilly livered ass for throwing away my damn dog food.

the Grimes family....all a them....do not like!

Actually, I thought Samuri girl was a little too well kept. Her hair, makeup and clothing all perfect. She was also clean with no blood.

yeah, I was thinking I'd eat dog food if I was starving.

dude! totally! **** you RICK!
actually I have no doubt I've eaten worse. when I was a newly wed my wife made kraft mac and cheese for dinner/supper. I spoon some out and didn't say anything....take a bite and I'm like.....uh, honey, just how much butter and milk did you add to this. and she says.....I shit you not....

butter & milk????

ROFL

directions.....READ THEM!

I'm just glad T-Dog made it through another episode.

My wife once made Hamburger Helper by putting the raw meat, water and contents of the box in the pan all at the same time.

ROFL
but hey...at least once it was good and cooked ALL the necessary contents were there! matter of fact, I'm guessing your helper turned out better than macaroni & cheese powder.
that's pretty damn funny though.

Nope. It was inedible.

My brother and his (now-ex) wife decided to make fettuccine alfredo. The recipe called for three (I think) cloves of garlic.

Well, both of them were rather inexperienced cooks at the time... and neither of them knew the difference between a clove and a bulb of garlic. You can probably figure out what went wrong.

What was really particularly funny about this was she cooked it wrong after we had a fairly big fight because I "didn't trust" her to cook it right. She has a tendency to not read instructions, and I was just trying to make sure she did... she said, and I quote, "I know how to make Hamburger Helper!!!"

So I left her alone. And this is what she does.

ROFL... yeeeesh

I had my local cellar order me a few bottles of Benton Lane Pinot Noir. I was able to open one of them over the weekend and really, really enjoyed it. Loved the hints of cherry and vanilla. Good find.

:thumb:

I need to go get another bottle of that. Last time I was there, they only had the limited edition 2008 available (at like $60/bottle).

The same thing happened to me, and I had just re-added it and made it the #1 priority. Frickin Directv. A couple of my shows aren't recording, and my brother's wife watches General Hospital and Vampire Diaries and they haven't been recording either. Something is messed up. I deleted everything and re-added them all. Still nothing is recording.

I ended up having to download this episode with a torrent from Pirate Bay. It was 1080p and commercial free. Pretty cool, but I didn't get to watch it Sunday night like I wanted. I was so looking forward to watching it, and it wasn't on my DVR. I just watched it a few minutes ago. Pretty good episode. I enjoyed that there was a lot of zombie killing and some gore.

No shit.. If it is good for Mad Max, it is good for anyone..

and take her reeruned son with her.

Absolutely. Once the world ended, I'd fight tooth and nail for a can of Dinki-Di.

I've been waiting a long time for Merle to return to this show (not just the hallucinatory version). Hope that happens soon.

I love the show... but, why would you take the old man / doctor on the scouting trip?

YES! I made the same reference when I saw that can!

S3E1 was pretty cool but Michonne's sword is over the top.

Remember that the base material is a comic book. ;)

I'll be curious to see how much back story they provide for Michonne as it goes on.

For two seasons, I have been shouting at these dolts to get a few medieval-level pieces of equipment that would have drastically improved their chances of surviving hand-to-hand zombie combat. In one episode, they've now picked up two of them.

A sword, probably pilfered from some reenactor or collector's house: Check.
A shield, either made from farm bits or scavenged from a police station: Check.
A spear, which could be as simple as a Bowie knife duct-taped to a flagpole: Still waiting.

I'll be curious to see what they make "the Lobo" from World War Z look like when the movie comes out. If you aren't familiar: the zombie killing weapon of choice for them was derived from the standard issue entrenchment tool that they modified by sharpening it. They then start producing them en masse and calling them affectionately "the Lobo" (short for lobotomizer).

Here's a guy's interpretation:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3...owkao1_500.jpg

Works for me.

Gerber actually makes an Apocalypse Kit, a collection of a half dozen or so sharpened implements which they cross-promoted on the show (Dale, I think, finds one in Season 1, in a car deserted on the highway). I've also seen a Zombie-Apocalypse-Ready knife, in which the pommel unscrews so the knife can be mounted on a threaded broom handle and, voila, it's a polearm. I don't remember if Gerber or someone else makes that, though.

Zombies are not master tacticians. Even moderately trained humans, with a little preparation, should be able to take out at least 10 to 1.

I'm putting way too much thought into this.

It's fun, so **** it.


I have already designed a zombie round-up system in which very few bullets are needed.


The prison on WD is perfect for taking them out one-by-one with no risk.


They need to save their bullets for the still-living.

The biggest obstacle, I think, would be the natural human reluctance to commit such a gory death on something that still looks mostly human. The protagonists of the show seem to have gotten way past that by now.

Well, and maybe the development of upper body strength, and finding untainted sources of protein to fuel all of the workouts you'll have to do. Swinging a baseball bat with force nonstop for hours is tiring as hell.

I don't why they just didn't get them close to the fence and stick their heads instead of wasting all of those bullets

Well, T-Dogg has that iron fireplace poker. Does that count?

That's crazy, mine was doing the same thing (I also have DirecTV). It was set to record, showed the R next to it in the guide. Then I tried to start watching it at around 9:45, and it wasn't recording. I was ticked, but just set it to record the 11pm showing, and I'd watch it Monday night. Nope, that one didn't record either. So I set it again for the next recording, which was at 9pm last night. That one recorded, and I finally watched it this morning. I hope it doesn't pull this crap again tomorrow night.

They need a flamethrower and a Molotov cocktail or two.

I too am having weird issues with DTV not recording. I've started pulling shows off of on-demand.

that bitch is gonna do a LOT of complaining in tomorrow's episode.

Yeah my Directv (or I guess I should say my brother's Directv) still isn't recording shit. I'd call customer support but I don't wanna be on the phone on hold for 2 hours like the other times I've had to deal with them.

My brother re-upped on a 2 year contract with them on the basis that we'd get the Sunday Ticket free and a new box. Well we weren't getting the Ticket on Sunday. I'm not even gonna get into what he had to go through with them just to get Sunday Ticket activated. It was unbelievable.

LMAO

Hopefully she takes an undead fist in her box.

ROFL That's hilarious. An undead fist in her box. I ****in love it.

Heh, I just realized that the black guy from episode one is the guy off of Jericho.


Intardasting.

Maggie is kicking all sorts of ass!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc...aewuo1_500.gif

AMC is back on dish!! Is it permanent?

Holy shit with a Machete.

this season makes last season look like a pussy...we're way beyond any lingering questions of morality under duress...lol

Rick ****ing Grimes

I was glad to see Rick do what he had to do.

This.

This episode was a masterpiece.

Best two eps since the first two in season one.

Rick wouldn't even look at Lori in the eyes... Love it.
And that promo!! Merle shot

There is no slow start to this season

HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That episode was ****ing BAD ASS.

Rick Grimes man....Rick Grimes.

"Shit happens."

Machete to the head!

Ballgame.

Great ****ing episode.

Like a Boss

I'm still cleaning up the jizz from that scene

The pussification of Grimes starts in five episodes, bigger than shit.

He'll forgive that twunt once they have the baby and start knocking boots. Then the shit will hit the fan and he will turn into a giant pussy. He's way too cool right now for it to go any other way.

How much longer until TDog bites it? They're giving him a bunch of camera time and lines now, in order to give his death more impact. Oh, and Carol is going to bite the big one too.

LMAO

Ballgame. Nice.

And the idiocy continues, as three - three! - main characters wander off on their own.

For Carl, I love it. He's growing up in a walker world. I though Rick chasing the one guy was idiotic.

This show is fantastic.

Breaking Bad levels now.

I don't think I have ever cheered during a TV show, but I was damn near it when he killed that piece of shit prisoner.

I thought the same. But then how secure could you feel if you knew there was a straggler running around your spot? That's as far as rick goes. The lady, yeah that was ****ing stupid of her. Carl, he's a kid and wants to prove himself, I can see that.

"Bloodbath" is an understatement. Holy hell! LMAO Rick w/ the machete... **** yeah!



Good stuff. :thumb:

So who was watching Carol when she was cutting open the Walker outside?

My money is on Merle.

I'm curious about this, too. I'm guessing that there's another group scoping out the prison. If so, they had better not piss off Grimes.

I figured most dead fans were cheering when Herschel deep tongued Lori. For a moment, I was excited, like, she's finally gonna die! Then the Chiefs fan in me took over and I said "I bet he just regained consciousness, and had no clue what was happening ..." Hate it when I'm right.

Ya know, this was the first thought that came to my mind... Whoa! Did they just kill off Lori? I bet the guys will be happy now that the bitch is gon... Oh, wait... false alarm. I'll bet they're pissed.

LMAO

IMO, I like where they're going w/ her character. The majority of the viewers dislike her for being an unfaithful wife that is constantly nagging and can't keep Carl in check. That's a solid character layout. There must always be a character that viewers despise... and she's it.

Now, I must ask... why are you douchebags no longer using Spoiler Tags? Did I miss a damn memo or something? LMAO

I love that they are making Rick be the bad ass he is in the novels. It's about time.

If it's anything like the comic, it's the mustachioed white prisoner who Rick let live.

Wait. Was the spy's view from outside the fence?

Yes, he/she was hiding behind a tree and foliage. You wouldn't find that in the yard.

yes

You guys are ****ing douches. Spoiler alert that shit

Anything that is on the last episode is open game from my understanding.


If you have not seen it, do not open last pages on the thread.



Now, the comic book spoilers absolutely need to hidden. That is a bunch of bullshit.

Sort of strange how they just left those 2 inmates for themselves. Wouldn’t they want to aquire some more people for their group? Strength in numbers sort of thing? Vice versa, why would those 2 just want to wait there alone after seeing their first human contact in 10 months? Maybe we will see more of them?

I don't think they trust anyone.

im sure as time goes by they may get to know them more, but for right now, its best to stay the **** away. I think its in the best interests of the prisoners and Ricks crew. Slowly ease into it.

Everything I've said already happened. If you didn't watch last night's episode, don't come into this thread.

I do agree though, if it hasn't happened yet and you know something from the comics, spoiler tag that shit...

Risk v. Reward.

They don't bring anything to the table. They don't know how to fight, take orders, etc.

I'm talking about the comic book spoilers. What douches.