Thanks the **** a lot
 

I have a vague feeling of how Adam and Eve felt. When they bit into the apple and gained knowledge they were better off not knowing. Now you get it too :fire:

Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1] It is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s.[1] The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there.[2]

Although "soggy biscuit" is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require mutual masturbation or other contact, the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools (UK) or private schools (Australia).[3]

Although the terminology may differ slightly, the notability of the game is such that variations on the theme are referred to in popular culture, examples including Stephen Fry's The Liar, the German movie Crazy, and the episode of Blackadder, "Chains".

According to the book Law of the Playground, 1866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of Soggy Biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game.[4] In November 2011 The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game.[5] In January 2012 it was reported that two students were expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. A grand jury was convened to determine if any of the students should be charged criminally

I mean I get that single mothers put out and all but do you really wanna deal with that baggage?

You don't have to pick the little ****ers up from school.

Just hit it and quit it.

Dude, there are plenty of great girls on OKC. Girls who are not single mothers or sluts or any of that shit.

Match.com has an even better selection.

:bs:

Of course I am talking about the greater SWMO area, but I just don't believe there are a population of non-critically damaged women (and dudes, if you're into that sort of thing) on those sites from my experience on them.

I'm sure SWMO is like the worst place on earth or something.

In my experience there's a very good selection of quality girls in big cities.

You need to move to STL Discuss. Match is loaded in quality tail.

Is the Tinder App popular in the states? Its very popular here amongst my age bracket.

Depends on the region. Some it's very popular, others no.

A bunch of prude women on Tinder around here. It's like they don't know it's a glorified **** app.

If I'm going anywhere it's kc. . Beyond that maybe Minneapolis

ROFL

Time to move on dude. Feels worse being used for your meat stick than it sounds sometimes. I know.

You guys should just find a nice girl and get married. Then you won't have to worry about sex, because you know you won't be getting any ever again.

lol

Amen George.

Higher quality women here brah

Pics? :eek:

listen to this man.

he's smart and has kick as seats. 2 reasons why you should listen to him.

Is it more the marriage, kids or work that ends up cutting off the sex?

:hmmm:

for us; it's we're too ****ing tired from working and doing all the other normal stuff around the house to be worried about it lol. I routinely work probably 55 hrs a week (at least for the last year).

I think stress has a lot to do with it. ....which right now is huge. I'm too mentally wiped out to even think about it *other than the boobs, ass, would you, legs threads*. Same with the wife *sans the threads.......that I know of**.

Just too much shit going on and the 'spare' time we have we're too ****ing tired to want to lol. Sad but true.

you're welcome.
:D

So it sounds like general adultly duties for you? Work, house work, yard work, blahzay blah. You have kids?

No kids.....that I know of (obligatory) . Mostly the hour commute round trip per day, + the 10 hr work days + chores/dinner/etc (at least on my side of things). The wife took a 50% pay cut, voluntarily *thankfully we were able to do it*...so lots of stress on myself etc.

sadly...just no interest in it. .....****ing sad LMAO

Well...

Shit LMAO

If you've got the energy, and if my wife is awake after reading her Nook, you can bang her. For a 7 pack (+1 for the juice) of Lagunitas you can knock it out.

I feel like you and I are 'cool' with that.



:)

Dude. Its all about attitude and numbers. I read this great article a couple years or so ago about pickin' up girls by a guy who banged over 200 women in his short life. His tips were simple but stuck with me. I tried them the next time i went to a bar and got 3 girls numbers that night. Two of them ended up sending naked pics and one ended in my room over the next week.

It is all about the numbers. Say hello, chat for a few minutes. If you are slightly interested, ask for her number and move on. If she gives it, great. Text her the next day or two. But you gotta play it cool and not try to close the same night. It just isn't going to happen unless you are at a strip club or something like that in Vegas.

It's all about the numbers. And not letting yourself get rejected.

And you say you're too busy to do it with your wife anymore...too busy gelling your hair I see.

the alcohol in gel dries out my hair. I use a styling paste.

you are delicious

are you so sexy and successful and BMW

High Roller

Really don't think I have the inclination to be a pick up artist...

PGM gets the most pussy out of anyone who posts in this thread

Hmmm. In that case, ignore everything I said. Enjoy palmala and her five sisters! ;)

ROFL For the rest of you all I certainly hope not.

so i signed up for a salsa dance class. Wow i was nervous as **** already but when i entered the building and saw that the chicks there were smoking hot i could barely speak and i was shaking hard. All the chicks were atleast 7/10's wearing yoga pants or tight skirts with perfect dance bodies. Also the guys were all super confident and chatting with the girls. I come in there and nobody is paying attention to me, the teacher was like "alright class today we learn salsa, everybody partner up, its ok if ur new we will make u a true dancer!" At this point i wanted to run away, it wouldve been very easy to leave but i needed to man up.

I saw this one chick didnt have a partner and i slowly made my way to her, she saw me coming over and this made me super nervous, i could barely walk straight and i said "himagetedone" dear God i could barely talk and she asked me if i was having a stroke. I was like oh ur a funny one but im serious here to learn salsa please partner with me! She looked around and saw that only we 2 were without partners, she rolled her eyes and said "ok whatever sure". So the teacher was like "ok guys, grab ur partner by the hips!" I started to shake violently and i was moving my arms towards her in slow motion, she kind of backed up a little and saw that i was very nervous, i joked and said "im not a rapist calm down hehe" The look on her face was of disgust.

I grabbed her hips and u see i had never felt a woman's body before and at this point it felt like i was in another dimension, i got intense tunnel vision and all i could see was this girl, everything around me became white and there was a ringing in my ears. I began to imagine our future together, i also imagined putting my penis in her vagina, wow she was so soft and warm it was incredible. I dont know wut overcame me but i started to moan really loud, i saw my forefathers and i began to speak in tongues, i was staring at this girls cameltoe as i grasped her hips and my knees gave out as an intense orgasm overtook me. I fell to the ground and convulsed while my semen began to leak through my pants. Suddently i was snapped back to reality and the girl was screaming that i sexually attacked her and white knights surrounded me and grabbed me then threw me out of the building.

You forgot to start this post with "Dear Penthouse Forum".

tap shoes or GTFO

The worst are the girls who go on it and post pictures of them and their boyfriends and in the about part they say "I LOVE MY BOO" or something like that.

What's Tinder exactly?

Smartphone dating app that pulls photos and data off of FB

Gave my name and number to a photographer shooting the basketball game I was announcing for tonight.

There's a better chance of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl than me getting any sort of a response back from this girl.

So it goes.

http://i.imgur.com/dbVZQ.gif


You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, bro. Sometimes the slimmies work out. Not often but when they do...GREAT SUCCESS!

Bon chance. Gotta jump on those with a "great if it does, **** it if it don't" attitude.

With that attitude...why shouldn't she be interested ROFL

Played the too early for sex card on date two with some horny younger chick. Teased and made her wait then told her she had changed my mind.....Was like the Niagara Falls down there by the time I got her pants off ROFL

Dude, the universal factor in all these encounters is your total lack of confidence. Follow Matt Ufford's post-breakup plan.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...k-mailbag.html

I'm 6 for 8 on most recent numbers.

Think I read on Reddit a tactic along these lines. Was a whole day of build up

It was pretty crazy heh

Guy got super involved in the plan. Start with mild complements then gradually work up to discrete sexy talk whilst I'm a public setting. Them when you're finally in the privacy of your domicile, feint closing the deal then actively deny the lady's desire repeatedly until you give in and knock her proverbial socks off with whatever shock moves you may have -even if it's not that good for build up should -in theory- make her experience several times better than normal.

It shouldn't need to be said, but don't follow dating advice from Reddit. I'd wager that something like 90-95% of those guys are fedora-wearing losers who haven't spoken to a live woman in months.

Reddit's dating advice:

1) Delete Facebook
2) Hit the gym
3) [optional] Lawyer up.

Doesn't sound rapey at all.....

Told you opening your wallet would get her to open her legs

Two rules I've learned from reddit dating advice:

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

Eh. Dinner seemed to do the trick

LMAO

3a:) be hung like a beer can
3b: Drive a 100k sports car

Got friendzoned by a girl that openly talks about having a disability.

Because that needed to happen for me. And my cat just puked on my carpet for the third time in four months. Wonderful.

Anyone ever gotten out of the friend zone? How'd you do it?

Dude....why do you care so much?

It's not even worth it.

Go on...

Still be around when all her friends are getting married and having kids.

Basically it goes like this. You've got a 97% chance that you'll just completely creep her out and she'll tell everybody she knows how much of a creep you are, which in result, lowers your PPM (Potential Pussy Market). You've got a 3% chance she'll relent and give you some pity sex and follow it up by telling everyone she knows how much of a creep you are, which in result, will lower your PPM.

There's a lot of women out there. Cast your reel again and work on baiting someone who wants to **** instead.

Step 1: Don't be a single dude with a cat....

I’ve never known a guy who had a shred of luck giving a girl his number. Women don’t work that way. This isn’t a romantic comedy where Kate Hudson thinks about you for 3 days and stalks you to find out your interests before asking you out. About 3 hours after you leave a girl’s presence, they’ve forgotten you. They get offers for d!ck 10+ times a day, you aren’t special at that phase in the game. That’s why men have to be the aggressors. You have to take an active role in keeping her mind on you. That’s why you always get HER number.

Beer.

Be the last good man standing when her biological clock rattles her brain.

Get really sick. ...don't use aids though.


All three ended the same so you might as well just use beer and pizza to get it over with cheaply. If they know every girl you've ever dated, you're ****ed from the start and it really isn't worth ****ing up the friendship for.

Show a picture of the girl and I will determine for you if the struggle of out the FZ is worth it.

It is possible though, they make movies about that shit.

Been trying with no luck as a test with a chick. Have tried everything. Once their interest level in you drops you are ****ed. Maybe make out in front of her with a more attractive female ROFL

lol I'm going out with her this weekend. The guys she's dated in the past have treated her like shit and have been broke.

It was either take her so she could live out the rest of her 3-5 years or have her killed.

Trust me; I don't tell women I have a cat.

want me to come along and supervise?

What are your opinions on a chubby girl with a gorgeous face. Finding myself attracted to one....and that is rare

If you like her, you like her.

You cant make up, what you pass up.

Are you comfortable around her? Do you have fun with her? Does she turn you on?

If yes, you really shouldn't give a damn about her weight.

And it's not set in stone she'll be chubby forever if you're savvy.