And go by some condoms.

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This is a first date?

LMAO

See guys, women like to get laid too.

Do not cook dinner together. Eat AFTER. :evil:

Eat during and you'll keep her longer.

Works for me.

I'd never eat the cat on the first date. NEVER.

LMAO
Probably a good policy but it ruins my funny joke.

Invariably I'm not a big fan anyways. You guys look really funny down there with just your nose and eyes showing. Like cartoon characters. Only a select few guys have ever appreciated me laughing during sex.

Does she know this? If so and she is in grad school she just wants to ****.

Yep, I was right.

Fix something that does not leave a taste in your mouth.

I find it puzzling they are not doing enough for you to be concentrating enough to look down there.

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

Agreed. You haven't found anybody good enough at it.

Sweet.

Sounds like Kaptian hasnt found a good pipelayer

No I've definitely been well loved and ****ed. If none of you think it's funny looking when a girl is using your dick to inflate her cheeks then you don't smoke enough pot. If none of you can imagine a girl liking intercourse over foreplay then I must assume you all have tiny weiners.