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No I've definitely been well loved and ****ed. If none of you think it's funny looking when a girl is using your dick to inflate her cheeks then you don't smoke enough pot. If none of you can imagine a girl liking intercourse over foreplay then I must assume you all have tiny weiners.

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10627970)

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

I'M A GROWER NOT A SHOWER :(

Katipan

05-13-2014 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10628061)

My dick's everything that I'm not: short and pencil-thin.

It could be a back scratcher.

Discuss Thrower

05-13-2014 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10628058)

If none of you can imagine a girl liking intercourse over foreplay then I must assume you all have tiny weiners.

This supposedly flies in the face of everything I've read / been told about how vaginal sex doesn't do it for most women..

vailpass

05-13-2014 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10628058)

No I've definitely been well loved and ****ed. If none of you think it's funny looking when a girl is using your dick to inflate her cheeks then you don't smoke enough pot. If none of you can imagine a girl liking intercourse over foreplay then I must assume you all have tiny weiners.

:LOL: you're the goods...

TLO	05-13-2014 04:17 PM

My dick.. like supersized. Your dick.. looks like two fries.

My dick..plays on the double feature screen. Your dick.. went straight to DVD.

Discuss Thrower

05-13-2014 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10628074)

My dick.. like supersized. Your dick.. looks like two fries.

My dick..plays on the double feature screen. Your dick.. went straight to DVD.

My dick, bigger than a bridge

-Yo' dick, look like a little kid's

keg in kc

05-13-2014 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10628064)

It could be a back scratcher.

Or a lockpick.

ThaVirus

05-13-2014 04:20 PM

Eating the cat is an extremely useful skill.

When I'm in a committed, monogamous relationship I like to go downtown early and often. They're practically begging for a hard dick in them after you eat the cat for 10 minutes.

.... Then they don't get mad when you blow in 45 seconds!

Pasta Little Brioni

05-13-2014 04:20 PM

Double bag it smoke. JFC

Katipan

05-13-2014 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10628067)

This supposedly flies in the face of everything I've read / been told about how vaginal sex doesn't do it for most women..

I'd blame the lack of an operating manual all around.

KCUnited

05-13-2014 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10628081)

This is interesting. How's everyone feel about pulling out when you're about to blow and going back down to keep up the stimulation, but also to give Flesh Gordon a chance to catch his breath?

Committed relationship only caveat.