Zarth is gonna get him some!

lol

I want you to picture my horror, when the first girl I had to talk to weighed about 300 pounds. Not kidding. We talked for what seemed like 10 minutes. Each second was as long as a life age. Then the bell rang.

The bell to BEGIN our first speed date. LMAO

So we talked some more. She was really a stunning conversationalist.

Five minutes goes REALLY fast, thankfully.

I picked 3/19. I actually liked 4 of them, but two of them were friends. Not dealing with that.

Also got to hear some great stories about the creepy dudes I saw walking around. One of them asked a girl "do you think we would have attractive children?" ROFL

Two more almost made the cut, but one of them seemed crazy and reminded me too much of Sarah Jessica Parker. The other one, well...you should always view someone from an alternate angle.

This was far more horrifying for the women, I'm sure. There was a guy walking around who looked like he had at LEAST 3 World of Warcraft characters. I felt bad watching him try to force conversation with a girl who looked like Anne Hathway.

(yes I picked her)

(I think she likes me)

Anyway, now we play the waiting game. We'll see tomorrow at 3 if I get any email addresses from those lovely women. PICK ME! PICK ME!

Decided to use the "poke" feature on Facebook.

that is only for creepers.

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Celebrate good times, come on! PBJ PBJ PBJ

Well tell us how it turns out.

I know way more than I wanted to know about you guys now.

you're just NOW at that point? :)

I'm the queen of TMI. It's takes a lot for me to start shaking my head...lol.

Full bush?

Is this making a comeback or something?

I don't think so. Was thinking it was just a Kansas thing or something.

What do you all think about women that have dogs that they treat like the children they never had? Calling the dog "their child" and other such nonsense.

I'm currently experiencing a situation like this right now, where last night I was basically told that my relationship with her dog was something she was going to judge me on. Needless to say an argument ensued...