Just read in our local paper that the plans for a new Olive Garden have been approved. So tired of the same shit, that will make 3 olive gardens in a 20 square mile vicinity, that just isn't necessary but the ignorant masses will pack that place like mad when it opens. Blah.

But they gots soups and salads and breadsticks and lasagnas and OMG gotta get there.

SOOOOOOOO TASTY.

I took my prom date to Olive Garden. Of course I got puss

Hey, just so you know, it's unlimited soup, salad, and *grabs date's hand and places directly on shaft* breadstick.

*Makes sex eye shrug*

Thank god for the date rape drug.

My buddies and I took our dates to Golden Corral because we were smart-asses in high school. Looking back on it I kind of feel bad for them, but it sure was funny as **** when I was 17!

My ex-wife and I had our first date with Taco Bell drive through. We were then married nearly 12 years.

Well that is your first mistake. I knew my high school bitch wasn't gonna last so I had fun with it while it lasted!

No my first mistake was asking the bitch out. I think Taco Bell was her choice because it was easy to picnic with on short notice.

See there is your second mistake! Picnics are too romantic. Not first date material. She will expect too much afterwards.....like 12 years of marriage!

Ruby Tuesdays was a tremendous entry.

whoever said that won the thread.

ROFL

Trust me lew, nearly 12 years of marriage taught me that every damn thing ever is my mistake and/or fault. God I love being single.

Jesus, let us young guys at least dream about a happy marriage filled with endless cooking, cleaning, laundry and BJs!

Keep believing that shit