Turns out Jonathan Abram is really dumb, but Gruden likes his defenders to hit guys hard like the old days even though he got that in Abram and the dumbass got penalties and a ****ed up shoulder.

So they take another hard hitting safety who will back up Abram for when he inevitably ****s up again.

The Las Vegas Raiders select K’Von Wallace S Clemson

The colts add

J.R. Reed, S, Georgia

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Just a reminder

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The Dallas Cowboys select Colby Parkinson, TE, Stanford


Cowboys recently signed Blake Bell for TE but there is still needed help at this position. The Stanford product is y’all big red zone target plays like a big receiver very talented. Needs to work on blocking but cowboys feel those skills can be taught his natural talent can not.

Great pick. You took my selection!

The New England Patriots select Khalil Davis, DT, Nebraska.

The Baltimore Ravens select Antonio Gandy-Golden, WR, Liberty

The Ravens double down at receiver, because the value is too good to pass up. Gandy-Golden is a smooth receiver for his size, has great hands and is elusive in the open field.

The New Orleans Saints select Nick Harris, IOL, Washington

I have to say, I am not a fan of the Eason pick in the first, but that is water under the bridge. Adding depth to the OL here makes sense.

Much to my disbelief, the Saints are apparently all about Taysom Hill taking over after Brees.

That's a recipe for ****ing disaster.

I think it was the worst pick in the first round.