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Pasta Little Brioni 12-20-2013 05:54 PM
Oh I already know my decision. Just curious in CPers . Minus Omaha s takes on their tastes.

Titty Meat 12-20-2013 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by salame (Post 10295845)
want me to come along and supervise?
She would think its weird that a cat was coming along with us

The Franchise 12-20-2013 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10297419)
What are your opinions on a chubby girl with a gorgeous face. Finding myself attracted to one....and that is rare
Define chubby.

JoeyChuckles 12-20-2013 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10294562)
Step 1: Don't be a single dude with a cat....
Damnit.

The Franchise 12-20-2013 05:55 PM
And I only ask for a definition because I've seen the definition of chubby vary from guy to guy.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-20-2013 05:56 PM
Damn that added rocket fuel to the thread ROFL

The Franchise 12-20-2013 05:58 PM
Do you have a picture that's comparable to her body type? Obviously doesn't have to be her.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-20-2013 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10297442)
Define chubby.
Very good question. I guess in your own minds do girls you consider chubby draw your interest if they are cute. Not looking for advice.

The Franchise 12-20-2013 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10297456)
Very good question. I guess in your own minds do girls you consider chubby draw your interest if they are cute. Not looking for advice.
Sure. But if you look in the Would You thread.....I have no problem if girls are on the thicker side. My only issue is that her body has to be proportional. Chubby with a gorgeous face though? I'm good to go.

Titty Meat 12-20-2013 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10297419)
What are your opinions on a chubby girl with a gorgeous face. Finding myself attracted to one....and that is rare
Just get head from her until you're sure.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-20-2013 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10297468)
Just get head from her until you're sure.
Give me head till I'm dead

patteeu 12-20-2013 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10297433)
And it's not set in stone she'll be chubby forever if you're savvy.
It's probably not a good plan to go into this with the idea that you're going to somehow change her bodytype unless you're her personal trainer.

salame 12-20-2013 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10297439)
She would think its weird that a cat was coming along with us

:deevee:

Simply Red 12-21-2013 12:10 AM
this 21 year old asian likes me a ton - she wants to give me a massage on Sunday and sleep over. Not sure I feel right - but **** it. I'm 40 damned one.

salame 12-21-2013 12:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10298000)
this 21 year old asian likes me a ton - she wants to give me a massage on Sunday and sleep over. Not sure I feel right - but **** it. I'm 40 damned one.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/ha...onna-hate1.jpg

Saccopoo 12-21-2013 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10294711)
I’ve never known a guy who had a shred of luck giving a girl his number. Women don’t work that way. This isn’t a romantic comedy where Kate Hudson thinks about you for 3 days and stalks you to find out your interests before asking you out. About 3 hours after you leave a girl’s presence, they’ve forgotten you. They get offers for d!ck 10+ times a day, you aren’t special at that phase in the game. That’s why men have to be the aggressors. You have to take an active role in keeping her mind on you. That’s why you always get HER number.
I've got a jar full of numbers given to me that I've never called. Meh. It's just sex that will turn into a situation where you are now responsible for someone else's emotional well-being.

To hell with that.

Simply Red 12-21-2013 12:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by salame (Post 10298001)


yes.


http://i.imgur.com/sU1ZFEN.jpg

Saccopoo 12-21-2013 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10297471)
Give me head till I'm dead
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?

salame 12-21-2013 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10298009)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...9L._SY300_.jpg

ThaVirus 12-21-2013 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
You a virg, Sac?

DaKCMan AP 12-21-2013 12:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
:spock:

ThaVirus 12-21-2013 12:21 AM
Nothing wrong with it if you are. I'm just curious.

Bowser 12-21-2013 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
Well, I'm going to assume that PGM is of the belief that she has vigorously brushed her teeth since her last encounter.

SPchief 12-21-2013 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
:spock:

Saccopoo 12-21-2013 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10298030)
Nothing wrong with it if you are. I'm just curious.
I was at one time.

Simply Red 12-21-2013 12:37 AM
These conversations are totally confusing me.

tk13 12-21-2013 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10298063)
These conversations are totally confusing me.
Are you frazod?

Simply Red 12-21-2013 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 10298064)
Are you frazod?
:D

Titty Meat 12-21-2013 01:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
And with that same mouth she goes home and kisses her kids

ghak99 12-21-2013 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10298000)
this 21 year old asian likes me a ton - she wants to give me a massage on Sunday and sleep over. Not sure I feel right - but **** it. I'm 40 damned one.
I'd hit it...

But hide yo cash & cards!

Pasta Little Brioni 12-21-2013 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10298011)
A couple of questions:

1. Don't you find it somewhat demeaning to the woman?

2. If she's willing to blow you, that means she's blown other dudes. Did you kiss her?
You really are a mormon

BigCatDaddy 12-21-2013 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10299382)
You really are a moron
FYP

Pasta Little Brioni 12-21-2013 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10299751)
FYP
He did believe his wife when she told him he was the only one. Cherry got popped riding horses.LMAO

Titty Meat 12-21-2013 10:22 PM
Dude gets 8 wives wtf is he bitching about?

Buck 12-22-2013 11:12 AM
Not bad SR...

If a chick is talking about being single on FB that means she wants to get ****ed right?

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10300655)
Not bad SR...

If a chick is talking about being single on FB that means she wants to get ****ed right?
Not sure - I hate Facebook, my cousin and a few others stalked me - so I pulled off, I figure if I want you in my life, you'll know how to contact me.

Anyhow here's two more she'd sent me last night. She's awfully young for me bro.


http://i.imgur.com/dUaUshy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/HM57Utv.jpg

Buck 12-22-2013 11:25 AM
Hey dude, I'm betting she just wants to have sex. If that's all she wants then there is nothing immoral about just having sex with her. She's an adult too.

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10300691)
Hey dude, I'm betting she just wants to have sex. If that's all she wants then there is nothing immoral about just having sex with her. She's an adult too.
I will be her father-figure. :Pinky::fire:

btlook1 12-22-2013 11:28 AM
Hate to sound like a dick...but if you turn that down your a huge idiot!!!! She's smoking hot!

Pasta Little Brioni 12-22-2013 11:29 AM
Tap that Red!!!

Pasta Little Brioni 12-22-2013 11:30 AM
...or send her to Discus ROFL

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:31 AM
she is a massage therapist as well. She's promised a massage. Not sure what I want to do yet. That Lauren chick spoiled me to where I want someone around 8 yrs younger than me - that age point seems to be perfect for me, since I look sort of young (no braggy)

BigMeatballDave 12-22-2013 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10300677)
Not sure - I hate Facebook, my cousin and a few others stalked me - so I pulled off, I figure if I want you in my life, you'll know how to contact me.

Anyhow here's two more she'd sent me last night. She's awfully young for me bro.


http://i.imgur.com/dUaUshy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/HM57Utv.jpg
Holy ****ing shit, dude!

You gotta hit that.

Hit it for all the guys who will never pull that level of ass!

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by btlook1 (Post 10300707)
Hate to sound like a dick...but if you turn that down your a huge idiot!!!! She's smoking hot!
no that's a compliment - TYVM

Pasta Little Brioni 12-22-2013 11:32 AM
You will regret turning that down if you do brah.

Buck 12-22-2013 11:32 AM
BTW, make sure when you do, and you're lifting her legs above her head, get a good fleshy grip of each of those thighs. GOD DAMN

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BCD (Post 10300722)
Holy ****ing shit, dude!

You gotta hit that.

Hit it for all the guys who will never pull that level of ass!
ha ha - thanks Dave or Dan, I don't remember :shrug:.

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:34 AM
she has a sister who is 25 that models for import 'ricer' mags. Like neuspeed and all of that bullshit - apparently she's even hotter.

Buck 12-22-2013 11:35 AM
SR, how much money do I need to save up, not including the flight, to have a good time in Atlanta for a week?

vailpass 12-22-2013 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10300746)
SR, how much money do I need to save up, not including the flight, to have a good time in Atlanta for a week?
Don't forget to tip the little man in the boat...

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10300746)
SR, how much money do I need to save up, not including the flight, to have a good time in Atlanta for a week?
If you hang with me, I can get most of the stuff/expenses. Maybe you could stay in Decatur w/ your cousin a few nights but anyhow I could stock the fridge and we could go mess around in the lenox area as well as just head downtown, Buckhead (where I used to live) is just loaded with pussy - like California levels of trim just roaming around like Hot ass zombie chicks. Also the Condo where i live is totally loaded w/ HQ women. I can't wait till summer - since I'm getting my body right.

I'm finding I can have my way w/ a woman around 30 - 30 is my target age for the females, right now. It'd be a blast if you could make it, I have enough money where I could cover most of what we do.

By the way - side note: downtown Decatur is really badass now and eclectic - lots of women go there for the night life.

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:47 AM
hey Buck - one last thing then I'm going to chat and stream, but yeah, I'll have the Audi back by then - you could use it during the day when I'm at work, just don't wreck it :evil:

Buck 12-22-2013 11:50 AM
Dude, you rock. I'm still going to save up some money though.

Simply Red 12-22-2013 11:51 AM
just get your airfare ;) & give me a weeks notice.

Titty Meat 12-22-2013 08:53 PM
Well we didn't go to the movie because of the snow last night told her to hit me up today but never did. Atleast I know not to waste my time pursuing.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-22-2013 10:52 PM
No fap has had some nice results so far. CP 2014 no fap challenge?

Pasta Little Brioni 12-22-2013 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10304980)
Well we didn't go to the movie because of the snow last night told her to hit me up today but never did. Atleast I know not to waste my time pursuing.
Yeah if she was into you she would have made an effort to reach out. I have been there with the friend bullshit.

TLO 12-22-2013 11:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10300677)
Not sure - I hate Facebook, my cousin and a few others stalked me - so I pulled off, I figure if I want you in my life, you'll know how to contact me.

Anyhow here's two more she'd sent me last night. She's awfully young for me bro.


http://i.imgur.com/dUaUshy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/HM57Utv.jpg
Um, send her my way please if you feel you are too old.

TLO 12-22-2013 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10300677)
Not sure - I hate Facebook, my cousin and a few others stalked me - so I pulled off, I figure if I want you in my life, you'll know how to contact me.

Anyhow here's two more she'd sent me last night. She's awfully young for me bro.


http://i.imgur.com/dUaUshy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/HM57Utv.jpg
Um, send her my way please if you feel you are too old.

Titty Meat 12-23-2013 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10305336)
Yeah if she was into you she would have made an effort to reach out. I have been there with the friend bullshit.
It's cool i'll just ignore her

Easy 6 12-23-2013 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10253763)
LMAO

Hammock Parties 12-28-2013 05:06 PM
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. Never forget that.

If you see a girl you like, go get that shit. What's stopping you?

In58men 12-28-2013 05:13 PM
Well said Clay.

You can't sit and dwell if you don't try. Go get that cute Philly

Discuss Thrower 12-28-2013 05:21 PM
Haven't jacked it since before the Colts game. Having weird dreams and a conversation with the last girl I ****ed has me messed up because she pretty much said I need to be laying pipe.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-28-2013 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10314665)
Haven't jacked it since before the Colts game. Having weird dreams and a conversation with the last girl I ****ed has me messed up because she pretty much said I need to be laying pipe.
CP no fap 2014? I will fire it up.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-28-2013 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10314645)
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. Never forget that.

If you see a girl you like, go get that shit. What's stopping you?
You of all people know it is not that easy lol

Hammock Parties 12-28-2013 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10314922)
You of all people know it is not that easy lol
Indeed. But it really is. You have nothing to lose.

Discuss Thrower 12-28-2013 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10314914)
CP no fap 2014? I will fire it up.
Definitely going to be ratcheting the fap down in 2014. If it weren't for the fact I've been in a hotel with Discuss Dad last Saturday, at my moms house Sunday and in my grandma's house since then it would've been all over.

One of the chicks I had class with posted a pic on FB (since removed) that would've triggered me into a Reddit Gonewild / Spankwire search for dopplegagngers.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-28-2013 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10314977)
Definitely going to be ratcheting the fap down in 2014. If it weren't for the fact I've been in a hotel with Discuss Dad last Saturday, at my moms house Sunday and in my grandma's house since then it would've been all over.

One of the chicks I had class with posted a pic on FB (since removed) that would've triggered me into a Reddit Gonewild / Spankwire search for dopplegagngers.
I am two weeks in. No superpowers yet ROFL

DaKCMan AP 12-28-2013 08:58 PM
Multiple potentials, but a busy travel schedule has made things advance slowly as of late.

ghak99 12-29-2013 10:30 PM
Never ignore those little signs that make you wonder if she's crazy.

They're valuable flashes of things to come.

Hammock Parties 12-29-2013 10:46 PM
Ryan's youthful female companion has entered his bedchamber this evening.

DaKCMan AP 01-09-2014 01:06 PM
Got a 2nd date tonight. Hope it goes well.

Titty Meat 01-09-2014 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10320748)
Ryan's youthful female companion has entered his bedchamber this evening.
How'd it go?

Bowser 01-09-2014 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10320748)
Ryan's youthful female companion has entered his bedchamber this evening.
Pics or GTFO*












*obligatory

Hammock Parties 01-09-2014 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10358051)
How'd it go?
Ryan has pitiful luck.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 01-09-2014 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10358195)
Ryan has pitiful luck.
you should have sent him some cialus

Hammock Parties 01-09-2014 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10358196)
you should have sent him some cialus
Had nothing to do with that. 21 year old girls are flaky, though. We've all learned that lesson at some point.

Titty Meat 01-09-2014 05:37 PM
Did he atleast cum

Hammock Parties 01-09-2014 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10358274)
Did he atleast cum
I'll let Ryan fill in the blanks.


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