Simply Red where u at dawg

Gettin dat butt.

Think he's some sort of amateur?

Get out while you can.

Or post dick pics. Either one works, dude.

I imagine he did it while that Beyonce song "drunken love" was blaring

No he's a good looking guy

Just met a very cute geek. She bought me hot chocolate. http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/ba...ult-cloud9.gif

Where did you meet her

At a place where they sell hot chocolate.

You just approached this young lady and asked her to buy you hot chocolate?

No. She insisted.

Nice girl.

Just broke up with my girl at 3 am. Seems to be a disturbing trend.

Just got home from a 2 hour sex marathon with some girl I recently met.

What is she out of 10?

You are the Drake of Chiefsplanet.

At least I stopped posting non stop about it. I figured out I have no idea what I want from a girl.

Actually I want a girl who will cook and clean for me but I can't find one.

FYP

match.com

Hit it off with a gal last night we exchanged numbers.

Tonight she texts me telling me how she had fun last night. I didn't respond then 20 mins later she told me thanks for listening to her boy problems.

Amazing how you can go from winning to losing in text.

Give the globe a spin with something creative and leave some time for it to soak in.

You'd laugh your ass off at the messages from this chick I'm nearly sure is bipolar. Christmas eve her texts went from "Have my babies" to "never talk to me again" and back to "lets get together New Years Eve" in 37 minutes... 37 minutes. LMAO

Wow lol

I totally ignored the guy advice comment and told her were going out next week she said yeah def.

I'm really bad at reading women.

Good luck with that, girls want a man that does everything, they want to be a princess, not a maid. Guy's don't find a women that will work, cook, clean and give you sex twice a day, well unless they fat and ugly. Maybe lower your standards by a lot?

She's about a 6 or 7. Can't take it too serious, I'm just looking at it as fun.

I've got a smokin hot redhead I've been seeing here lately. She likes to cook (big bonus), and is also a fan of the Chiefs, Royals, Sporting KC (meh) and the Jayhawks. We are looking at the same law school after we graduate with our Bachelors. Not to mention she is an absolute freak in bed. I love college.

Last girl I slept with was nice enough to get me medicine and egg drop soup for being sick.. which is nice.

Pics?

How much does she charge for the hour?

Pics

So do any of you guys stay friends with a girl after you break up? I had to dump my chick because she has a drinking problem that I've had enough of, but I'm still in love with her and she wants to stay friends, which I've never done.

I think that would be tough to do.....being friends if you still really like her that much.

Negative.

Stay friendly? Sure. I haven't really had any bad breakups, but I don't regularly see girls with whom I've previously been in a relationship.

Ended it with a girl for the exact same reason and she wanted to be friends. Still does (a year later). It's much cleaner to just cut ties and move on. Don't get yourself caught up in someone with a drinking problem.

LDSPlanet.com How do you feel about 10 kids running around the house?

Problem? You mean she spills it? Or runs out after 2 am?

No pics for you.
So far I've spent a total of maybe $60 on her. Went out to eat a couple times.
No

The other day after work I went over to her apartment and she had a fantastic home cooked meal prepared. She might be a keeper.

Don't let her serve you the pot roast with fish hooks in it...you're to young to quit the buffet.

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If you "liked" her" (and didn't find her attractive), probably no harm. Still having feelings for her? Run.

"....I didn't have a condom, but I figured 'what the hell'. When's the next time I'm going to be in Thailand"?

Does anyone feel like the word love is thrown around far too frequently? No offense, Buck, but I feel like you've been in love with 3 or 4 different chicks since you started this thread.

I was talking to a female friend about my current relationship that's 7 months deep at the moment. She asks if I was in love and I said "**** no". She was genuinely shocked that me and my girlfriend don't exchange "I love you"s after 7 months..

That seems too soon to me. Probably why the divorce rate is over 50%..

I don't think it's the same for every person.

Some people love easily, others not so much.

It's been 2 girls and I loved the first one and never told her, but fell out of love pretty quickly. In hindsight it was a major infatuation.

This girl on the other hand I do actually love and I'm really sad that I made her sad. It sucks but I have to get over it.

This chick doesn't exist.

I mean I only saw her sober about 10 times over the course of a year.

Perfect...what's the problem?

Bought some scented candles. They drive women wild.

Lolwutttt

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Asian spice. It's actually a rather pleasing aroma.

Where do you get it at?

Pier 1.

Apparently, I do. I dated a therapist for a short time... fyi, never do this... but she caught that I hardly ever say the word. After thinking about it, I've caught myself rewording sentences in my head to get around using the word around chicks when dating. LMAO

I will NEVER use it in a text. That's just asking to get word ****ed without context.

:D

Date #3 tonight.

Try not to shout S-E-C if you see someone with a conference rivals shirt on and I bet you might get a 4th ;)

Are you gonna boink her?

I say I love you shortly after the guy says it just to be nice. But then I say it to everyone else in the world too so he doesn't know how serious I am.

I'd say I've easily loved a handful of men at different points in my life. And for different reasons. Falling outrageously and vulnerably in love doesn't happen very often for me. Fell in love with my current when he fell in love with my kids.

Women are weird.

I'll try to resist the temptation.

Did you just say boink?

there's a Gator Chomp joke in here somewhere.

You take my profile down right now you sonofabitch.

There seems to be some unfortunacies in removing your profile. It will require a complext solution only solvable by those percieved to be intellectuals.

Obviously my fleshstache does not properly motivate you ignorants. I believe this is due to the nuances of the internet.

I never pictured you in a Klingon-stache...

Yeah, my avatar is not a current photo. In addition to the stache, muh wiener is no longer quite so far off-center.

If I were to grow out my mustache, it would look just like the one that dude has.

It was just an observation.

I know that's not you.

I'm in the mood. Do you work a job where you can grow facial hair?

/Obama

I do and I'm in the middle of a winter beard right now.

I'm sure my employer would like it better if I didn't, but I have a "when they need me they REALLY need me" job and I'm good at it so I get a lot of leeway.

Last year my winter beard earned me the nickname "homeless lumberjack." By February it's actually rather Kieselesque in both color and luxuriant fullness.

Can we turn this into the "official get Discuss Thrower a career" thread?

I guess maybe it's the difference between loving someone and being in love with someone.

Sounds corny but I feel there is a difference. You can love someone (i.e care about them deeply) and then you can fall in love with someone (i.e they are your soulmate). I don't think you can really stop loving someone that you're in love with..

.. But I have a lot to learn and that's just my current 2 cents.

This is the guy gblowfish' hipster NFL logo thread was talking about, you buncha old stiffs.

Sounds right to me. And I have absolutely nothing left to learn.

Fairly certain the photographer I slipped my name and number to a few weeks ago brought a dude to the game I worked today to make sure I didn't try anything similar a second time.

So that's nice.

:facepalm:

Well, at least you tried and know for sure. So you have that going for you. :D

Rule 1: Be Attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

Is cooking dinner at your place for a girl on 1 of your first dates yay or nay?

Only if you make spaghetti-o's.

First dates? Nay. I save that for later.