Why is Bill Belichick at a dining room table my grandma had in 1993?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How is it possible for an agent to agree to such a deal ? <a href="https://t.co/VQqa5sYxp2">https://t.co/VQqa5sYxp2</a></p>&mdash; Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era/status/1253714503793094662?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Well they can all SUCK IT

I'm surprised they weren't listing all their dead pets.

Here's Patrick Queen. His pet gerbil, Ace, died when he was 4 years old. They also lost a family dog to old age when he was 11. He dedicated his success in the 2019 college season to Ace and Winnie the Poodle.

I keep seeing that Patriots pick in the early 2nd round, and thinking they were one of the teams eyeing CEH early in the second.

He was coached by Kevin Faulk at LSU and has a similar play style. I know the Patriots still have James White, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were looking to get younger/cheaper (plus, CEH is more dangerous as a runner).

I don't think so. They drafted Michel not that long ago.

I think they wanted more ammo to burn some random Day 2 pick on a project QB

I think DOD's issues are mental, not physical. I think it's been discussed before, but he apparently struggles with learning the defensive play book, and is often thinking too much about what he is supposed to be doing.

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It's so funny reading these idiotic takes.

32: worst place to draft a RB! Because mah first round roooooools

33: best place to draft a RB! Get him before anybody else can! Even though you get ONE LESS YEAR OF CONTROL!


You idiotic draft rule stats guys make me shake my head. Go back to D&D

Prepping for Julian Okwara and Troy Dye so I can throw up in my mouth a little bit.

As ChiefsPlanet Turns:

Homers are ascendant on ChiefsPlanet. A decade ago, you wouldn't have seen homers piling on the skeptics/critics. Homers were the pilees in those days.

A decade ago the Chiefs drafted like asshole more often than not, the Chiefs have drafted more pro bowl players than any other team in the league in the last 5-7 years, so it's easier to like their picks.

Sure. I just hope we all understand this is a result of the Chiefs team performance more than CP user draft expertise.

Agreed. I caught a bunch of shit for suggesting the Chiefs take a running back early in this draft and even at #32 overall.

Most of these Chiefs fans are casual fans and after decades of "Offensive Line!' being their favorite picks, they just don't understand positional value and how the NFL has changed over the course of the past 3 decades.

But now, they're all "Hey, I LOVE THIS GUY!", even though they all wanted a ****ing center or guard, lol.

The Cesar Ruiz shit is a CP classic. Just like Bradbury had to be the chosen one a year ago.

Gotta jack off for interior fatties every year. He is risen.

They could have stayed put and got him. Licht got owned by Lynch.

I've never understood IOL love in the first myself. I'm not a big fan of RB in 1 either but I'd rather have a skill guy of any kind than IOL. Too easy to take flawed college tackles and turn them into good players on the interior in round 3-4.

just @ me next time

The Chiefs are drafting THEIR guy because it just works for what they want to accomplish. That's how they won the Super Bowl.

The team actually has a history of this kind of draft strategy, but just executed it extremely ****ing poorly. For example, remember that time when Carl wanted to take our dynamic Vermeil offense and kick it up another notch? Enter: Kris Wilson! Yeah! Electric!

I had the Chiefs going Ruiz in my final mock, but that’s why I had the caveat “this isn’t what I would do”.

OL is such a ****ing boring 1st round pick that I almost never ever want it to happen even when I like the player.

Something else to watch today, good chance Trent Williams gets moved. Speculation is a Late 3 or a 4th rounder mixed with something on day 3 like a 6.

Jeff Chadiha said on 810 this morning that he heard that the Chiefs were high on corners and thought it was the right spot to pounce. Talked about the Auburn corner whose name I never get right.

I had a feeling that ****er was a Spags corner which is why I predicted him in staylor’s prediction thread.

Knowing that, you have to think corner/DB is what they will be looking for tonight. I’m feeling Dantzler if we go corner.

Everybody I wanted got drafted way high. I am gonna do myself a favor and just chalk that up to other teams also seeing something in the guys I like.

I wanted Swift but I'm an idiot who doesn't even watch college football.

I could not be happier about this kid and I need to step away because I'm going loony tunes on where I'm projecting his numbers.

Hopefully this isn’t a repeat of last year where all the CBs go high that Veach is targeting.

Buckle up gents

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One personnel director calls this “the deepest second round in the last 25 years.” He believes there are 20 players available tonight that could have been first-round picks; there usually are 7-10. “There will be as many starters in this round that there are in the first round.”</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1253781772359393282?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

We’re getting 1 of them!!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Round 1 of the 2020 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a> shatters all-time viewership records for Night 1: <a href="https://t.co/G5FQItMgpt">https://t.co/G5FQItMgpt</a> <a href="https://t.co/yEWC6DU9hi">pic.twitter.com/yEWC6DU9hi</a></p>&mdash; NFL Media (@NFLMedia) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLMedia/status/1253767596886749185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Veach ranked as the #2 GM after Belichick according to NFL.com

Not the least bit surprising, sports fans are dying for a distraction

I would love a link to that

Ask and you shall receive

https://amp.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...3EAEAEA&sr=amp

I love it but also let's not forget that Belichick is terrible at drafting.

Veach The Reach is #1 in my book. Think about that. Best QB and GM and both are young.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Speaking with teams all day, I&#39;d expect an early run on....running backs tonight. <br><br>Lot of good ones that could be gobbled up. Multiple teams thought Edwards-Helaire could slip to them in the second round. Didn&#39;t happen. <br><br>Swift, Taylor, Cam Akers, Dobbins... <a href="https://twitter.com/gmfb?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@gmfb</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/nflnetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@nflnetwork</a></p>&mdash; Peter Schrager (@PSchrags) <a href="https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/1253801129881853952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Start the trend/run, don’t get caught in it...

5 minutes left.

Let’s goooo

I’m ready to get destroyed watching all of my players get picked.

I can't wait for Trey Wingo to ****ing jack off over some more tragedies tonight

Let’s get this party started, gonna be just as exciting as last night and maybe even more... tons of talent still on the board

Jesus **** Michael Irvin, snort a couple lines and get the **** in it

Here’s to finding a legit secondary starter in the 60s for the second straight season.

Just said Denver is trying to trade up for a tackle. Time to send Mongo to the glue factory

Uh oh. There appears to be some sort of pandemic that the NFL needs to warn us about.

It's been mentioned before, but thank you to the gods of pandemics for not arriving a month earlier and canceling or delaying the Super Bowl.

Jacob Eason hot mom alert

So was Clyde the only first-round guy that didn't have a camera in his house?

Josh Jones was just drafted to the Cincinnati Bengals at 33 and lets talk about when his cat Muffins got hit by a car in 8th grade

*Pumps hand full of lotion and begins to jerk it* -Trey Wingo

Thanks for the note. I'll keep watch.

I cut cable so I'm stuck with ABC coverage. Not a fan.

Jaylon Johnson, CB, Utah

-First team All PAC-12 (2018, 2019)
-Second team AP All American (2019)
-Was really emotional for several days when he found out Robin Williams died

Damon Arnette didn’t have one either. But most projected 7th round picks don’t.

It's the better of the 3 choices.

Does Goodell have a Trump and Ditka bobblehead on his shelf?

Why does he have an NFL draft container filled with m&ms?

Are those M&M's or Skittles?

If I was the commissioner I'd have a big bowl of M&Ms on my desk. I can't criticize him for that.

Those are confiscated HGH pills from Brady

I've seen more rich teenagers in the past 24 hours than I did in the whole previous year.

The Bengals coach's wife looks like she shops in Bedrock at the same place as Fred.

I was hoping not to see anymore kids.

Bengal fan painted his face like a bengal. For the draft.

I've never found a women with a 38 inch waist to be "hot"

Put me in, coach!

You can't be sure it's just for the draft.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As we prepare for day 2 of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a>, girlfriends remember to play it cool. It’s not where you start, it’s where you finish. <a href="https://t.co/VDf6yIeugZ">pic.twitter.com/VDf6yIeugZ</a></p>&mdash; Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) <a href="https://twitter.com/thEMANacho/status/1253819459539808257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bengals GM probably had to make a rule for his kids that they can’t wear their Mahomes jerseys on camera.

OH SNAP.

Yeah, I feel a little bit misled with that first picture.

Claypool already being mentioned. Talk about a guy whose stock really took off late in the draft process.

So far, Lynch looks like a damn good GM.

Damn. ^^

Wow. The Bengals took Tee Higgins.

Addiction!

Cincy really does have some nice receivers.

Bengals gotta go reciever here

Tee Higgins...yucky.

Good, keep this up.

Bungles with Tee Higgins WR weapon for Burrow

That girl's basketball clip really confused me about what the T in Tee Higgins stands for.

Tee Higgin’s sister can play OG