**** that fat ****. I think the only people who say “save us GRRM are people who didn’t actually suffer through the interminable saga of waiting on Sir Wildcards to sit his happy ass down and finish the books that are funding his fantasy life in Santa Fe.

Sansa: “Bran your lord of Winterfell”

Bran: I don’t want it.

Tyrion: (long speech) Bran do you want to be King?

Bran: Why do you think I came down here.


WTF is that?

He’s an asshole but the asshole we need to finish this epic properly. I recommend you worship at his shrine.

Well he's an omniscient being, so he knew that turning down the free chicken dinner will mean he gets offered the free NY strip a little while later.

"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."

ROFL


Here's the rest of the joke:

Jon being king with Bran as his hand would have still been lame but not completely reeruned.

Should've named Bronn the Master of Whisperers since that position is literally ****ing useless under Bran. That would've actually been hilarious.

It was shit and this isn’t GoT that we all grew and came to love. This is a lot like Star Wars once Disney took over.

Book Jon can at least lay the pipe to Mance’s wife if he is banished beyond the broken wall.

Why was Tyrion not mentioned in ASOIAF?

D&D have no clue what that even means.

Doesn’t make sense though, what was he doing on the council if he forgoes being King of the north? Same thing with Arya.

Try not to make sense of it. Save yourself the migraine.

SNL couldn’t have done worse.