Or....**** me if I'm wrong is your middle name Greg?

I disagree.

So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?

"I'm sorry baby but my husband is going to kill you."

I don't know if it's gently but I had a friend that got shot down because "you don't like camping."

ROFL

Incessant laughing. Pretended to be deaf. Decided to become a lesbian. Said "eww, you're old enough to be my dad". Walked away shaking head. Ran screaming.

You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...

I'm not doing anything. Aside from presenting imaginary episodes from my non-existent dating life.

Plus, if I did date, I'd probably go for somebody younger than Rue McClanahan. Weirdo.

You've had girls tell you that they're old enough to be your father?

ROFL

I've actually used the "I'm old enough to be your dad" line to get a girl to STOP flirting with me and it actually made her worse...

:D

I casually threw a feeler out to a young one, yes she was legal, at a BBQ a while back and was very surprised at how it was received considering I felt weird even doing it. LMAO

The eleventy billion texts that flooded my phone in the following days and mindless drivel of a conversation she appeared to enjoy pretty well ended that shit.

Yeah, barely legal women LOOK like fun when you're at a party.

Then they start talking... :doh!:

Generally when I'm looking at a barely legal woman, conversation isn't at the forefront of my mind.

I should just say "younger" instead of barely legal. Because at this point it applies to anybody under 40. :(

There are times these days where I can't tell an 18 year old from a 28 year old.