Wut? No way. Zarth sounds semi reasonable in this thread--totally out of character for him. Who is this zxtop123 then?

On CP 100% of the dudes are getting laid. The weird part is that 55% of us are married.

Why would Zarth create a mult?...

:nosmilie:

I wish it were that easy for me.

Saccopoo im not sure about long hair or any of that shit. There are theories for and against it. Long thick hair can be an indicator of health but also long hair can be an indicator of poor hygiene

I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial

xztop123 and Zarth are both online at this very moment.

Khal Drogo says yes.

http://www.thepostgameshow.com/wp-co...ason-momoa.jpg

Quite the conundrum.

I think you're a troll.

If not.... man o man. :shake:

LMAO That's rich. The two most non pussy gettingest mother****ers on the board have colluded.

I have an overbite that borderline needs surgery to fix.
Thankfully (I guess) I haven't got one yet because my mom apparently would have got me a nose job done while I was knocked out for a hypothetical jaw breaking.

My guess is its whoever Jim Jones was. Had about same post count as Jimbo Jones has in his F'ed a Tranny thread. Now the question is how does he hack dormant accounts?

If OP is real heaven help us we have the makeing of a serial killer here. The Slack Jaw killer.

Just ****ing pay for it.

Cool. Can't wait to see this ****stick on Botched.

Nope. Strippers will take your money for anything. Even just to listen to the sad SOB and offer advice. On the flip side, you can say anything you want to a stripper. Ask them anything and they will give you straight up answers.

A few buddies hauled me off to a strip club after a divorce. Every one of the strippers, paid for, had to hear my sob story. Every one of them listened and gave constructive feedback.

Then a free lap dance, which was nice.

Don't knock a strip club for a confidence boost. OP wants a whore. What better source for tips than from a fellow whore. A stripper can tell OP exactly what he needs to do. Ironically, it will be the same things we have all been telling him.

Now, if you are going to just get your blue balls going, perhaps hitting the clubs, then you are indeed doing it wrong. Go to the gym instead.

As an aside, I just downsized for a bit and moved into an apartment community. The pool has a pretty happening party going on Saturdays. I was up there just taking it in as a new resident. SO many dudes sneaking off to the workout room for a set or two of bench presses and curls. Some ab stuff too. Then head back to the party. Was entertaining.