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duncan_idaho 05-25-2017 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12888953)
Uh Alex would look like a God in Pile high with their shit QBs

They already have Alex Smith under center as their starting QB.


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Rasputin 05-25-2017 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 12888992)
If you count Alex's real TD passes last year he had 15 minus 2 which were meaningless in garbage time in Pitt down by 40.

Here's our other TD's:

-Poe pass (1)
-Poe rush (1)
-Demetrius Harris fumble TD (1)
-Berry pick sixes (2)
-DJ pick six (1)
-Wilson ST's fake punt (1)
-Sorensen pick six (1)
-Tyreek return TD's (3)

11 ST's/defense TD's to Alex's 13 meaningful passing TD's LMAO

And of Alex's 13 meaningful TD passes, 4 of those were screen passes behind the LOS and only 5 were downfield.

And that's why we traded up for Mahomes.

Facts Not Fiction

Kaepernick 05-25-2017 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 12888569)
You really called it in regards to these clowns.

I'm very sorry that your franchise had to suffer these fools, but I'm even sorrier that the Chiefs had to be dumb enough to take them in.

These are stray dogs that need to go to the kill shelter.

You have identified our mutual suffering. We Niners fans have had it good with super bowls compared to Chiefs fans, but the one thingwe have in common is first, enduring the endless mind-shattering irrational love and anger of the Alexsexuals in their perpetual circle jerk, taking on all comers to defend their fair lady's untarnished virtue.

Soon we will have something else in common, when you get to experience what we did -- the euphoric bliss of seeing them all leave to follow Alex elsewhere, with a return to rational and reasoned debate on the forum instead of incessant trolling and flame wars.

Kaepernick 05-25-2017 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Buns (Post 12888710)
Cue the JAWS movietheme as Mahomes II sneaks up on Alex.

Dun dun....dun dun....dun dun....dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundundundun. ***** CHOMP *****

jd1020 05-25-2017 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Buns (Post 12888710)
Mahomes with the smile on his face - "I knew he'd checkdown."

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2017 12:17 PM
Pat:" clay says I'M a reach?"
Bray: "Dude cut Reek in Madden"

Bowser 05-25-2017 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Buns (Post 12888710)
Alex - "Harris is open 4 yards down the field on 3rd and 9! Come on YAC! Wait, is that Conley open a mile and a half (30 yards) down the field??"

Mahomes - "This ****ing guy just took a seven step drop, wound up, and threw a four yard out with two guys wide open down the field???"

Bray - "ME TURN NEXT ME THROW BALL FAR ME QB IN NFL!!!"

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2017 12:23 PM
..and to think Lynch is a dumber version of Bray

Tribal Warfare 05-25-2017 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Buns (Post 12888710)
Alex-****, I just pooped myself throwing this hard as humanly possible.

2PM- I smell shit!!!

Bray- I love booze and seadoos bro

Otter 05-25-2017 12:46 PM
Alex doesn't exactly have a set of guns does he?

BossChief 05-25-2017 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 12889407)
Alex doesn't exactly have a set of guns does he?
Alex Smith is shredded, bro.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2017 01:11 PM
30 minutes and an alexsexual didn't post a pic of shirtless bro alex?

Truly their power is dwindling.

Otter 05-25-2017 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 12889462)
Alex Smith is shredded, bro.
Actually he is built pretty good (no gay) but in that pic his arms looked twiggy.

RunKC 05-25-2017 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Buns (Post 12888710)
Mahomes to Bray: "did Alex tell you about his crazy ass wife?"

Bray to Mahomes : "yeah he mentioned that she has a problem with people that are against Alex. Said she sometimes goes by 'TigerUppercut'".

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-25-2017 01:34 PM
Mahomes looks fat


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