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BleedingRed 01-18-2023 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 16745234)
I've had a few more minutes to think about this and it still doesn't sit right with me.

Meet me behind the George Brett statue, i'm kicking your ass.

He also said your moms got a fat ass

FloridaMan88 01-18-2023 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Horse (Post 16745218)
This year I really don’t hate any of the AFC teams left if the Chiefs can’t win it all I will root for whichever one is left

The Buffalo Hamlins are the most despicable sports franchise on Planet Earth.

MIAdragon 01-18-2023 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Horse (Post 16745218)
This year I really don’t hate any of the AFC teams left if the Chiefs can’t win it all I will root for whichever one is left

The minute the Chiefs are out my interest ceases. Let alone “rooting” for another team.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-18-2023 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Horse (Post 16745218)
This year I really don’t hate any of the AFC teams left if the Chiefs can’t win it all I will root for whichever one is left

Buck Fuffalo, Barbie, and the Home Alone Kid

ChiTown 01-18-2023 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 16745272)
Buck Fuffalo, Barbie, and the Home Alone Kid

ROFLROFLROFL

tredadda 01-18-2023 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 16745266)
The minute the Chiefs are out my interest ceases. Let alone “rooting” for another team.

Same. I really stop caring when KC isn’t involved.

tredadda 01-18-2023 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 16745272)
Buck Fuffalo, Barbie, and the Home Alone Kid

Love the Home Alone kid. My wife even noticed that’s who he looks like.

Coochie liquor 01-18-2023 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 16744884)
I just rewatched our game with the Jags from earlier in the season last night. It really is amazing that game ended up being only a 10 point victory. The Chiefs turned it over twice (Pacheco fumbling when we were in the redzone and about to score, Pat's INT to Cisco on Jags side of the field that they turned into points), the unexpected on-side kick to open the game (granted, the Jags didn't do anything with the free possession). The TD by the Jags that they scored before the end of the 1st half when there was under a minute left when they started with the ball after the Chiefs own TD. Lots of weird fluky shit. And yet, the game NEVER felt like it was in doubt. The Chiefs were in control from the opening whistle.

I specifically watched Lawrence to see how HE played. Honestly, he didn't look a lot different than he did last week in the second half of the Chargers game. He made several really good throws in the first KC game. Didn't turn the ball over. The thing I DID notice was he was under a LOT of pressure the whole game from the Chiefs D-Line. Kansas City had 5 sacks and 7 TFL, but there were a LOT of QB pressures. The run game, outside of a couple okay runs by Etienne was almost completely shut down.

Lawrence finished 30-40 with 260 yards, 2TD's and 0 INT's. He played a good game. Kirk had over 100 yards on 9 catches and 2TD's. Also, a really good game. I guess I don't honestly see how the Jags can play much better than they did that game and even make the game interesting.

When the Chiefs had the ball on offense, they moved it AT WILL, with little difficulty. The Jags weren't able to do anything to stop them. The Chiefs stopped themselves a few times (the Pacheco fumble, the Pat INT, couple missed throws by Pat on 3rd down), but their was ZERO resistance from the Jags D (except that Cisco ****er who tried to take out two of our WR's with blindside hits). No one else on the Jags defense that day looked like they even had a clue on how to slow KC down (I guess I shouldn't be surprised with Bob Sutton on their sideline). The Chiefs should have hung a 40 burger . . . . . . . . and done so with little effort.

Usually, if you're a good team or even a 'solid' team (we'll call the Jags that for arguments sake) and you go on the road, steal an extra possession on the opening kickoff with an onside kick, force 2 turnovers, don't turn the ball over yourself and play well on offense, you're either gonna win the game or at least keep it close down the stretch. This wasn't the case here. Watching the game, you never felt like the Jags had a chance. If the Chiefs were extra motivated against the Jags for some reason (and, they weren't BTW) and played them like they would play say the Bills or the 49er's, for instance, they would have run them off the field.

The Jags seem to be a good up and coming young team, have a good coach, and had a heck of a win last week, but that's as far as it goes. The Chargers are known for folding and losing big leads, we know this better than anyone. Even though it was a little surprising how bad they choked, it honestly really wasn't all that surprising. The Jags were the beneficiaries of another 'Chargering' moment. Many teams over the years have benefitted from those.

Barring unexpected injuries to the Chiefs or a 3 to 4 turnover game (without the Jags turning it over themselves), the Jags have ZERO chance against the Chiefs this Saturday. Don't believe me? Go back and watch the earlier game start to finish. You'll never see a more effortless win where it looked like they were in complete control and never threatened at all. The Jags are just NOT a good matchup for the Chiefs.

So unless they completely re-invent their defense with some new scheme for this game that befuddles us (Grandpa Bob, lol), this game won't even be close. Take the over AND the points for the Chiefs. You won't regret it.

You must not be aware of Hochuli’s numbers and the under.

In his 63-game career, Shawn Hochuli is a notoriously smart bet when betting on the Under.

35-26-2 to UNDER (57%) for his career
11-6 UNDER record (65%) in the 2021 NFL season
17-6-1 UNDER (74%) in divisional match-ups for his career
5-2 UNDER (73%) in divisional match-ups in 2021
Some might argue that Hochuli likes to be the center of attention at times, as was evident when Hochuli officiated the 2021 Thanksgiving debacle (Raiders vs Cowboys) with a combined 28 penalties for 276 yards

MIAdragon 01-18-2023 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15 (Post 16745116)
Yeah, when I was new I got told to go toss my 'Mom's salad by somebody. Another time someone told me to go to kill myself. It was different.

Unfortunately you failed to do the latter….

BWillie 01-18-2023 02:18 PM

Chiefs win unless the Jags recover 3 onside kicks

BleedingRed 01-18-2023 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16745432)
Chiefs win unless the Jags recover 3 onside kicks

Ok this was a little too specific.... Someone call Pete

Bearcat 01-18-2023 02:24 PM

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Frazod 01-18-2023 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 16745266)
The minute the Chiefs are out my interest ceases. Let alone “rooting” for another team.

Same. Once the Chiefs are out, it's over for me.

Of the other remaining teams, I guess if Jacksonville somehow manages to beat us I'd root for them (certainly against Buffalo or Cincy). Will obviously root for Cincy against Buffalo, but no one else. Will root for anybody playing against Buffalo. **** those weasel bitches.

When it comes to the NFC, obviously hate Dallas because they're Dallas, and don't give a crap about Philly or New York. Would sort of root for SF, but they have too much Donx stink on them with Shanarat Jr. and Oscar Jr.

ToxSocks 01-18-2023 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16745447)
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LMAO LMAO

The ending was so worth it.

JPH83 01-18-2023 02:51 PM

Wouldn't hate it if Philly won, despite the fans. Honestly cannot understand people hating the Bills more than Cincy. When we beat them most people recognised their fans were kinda goofy but took it fairly well, and Allen and the team seemed decent. They're making a big deal about Hamlin, so they should, we'd do the same. When I've peeked into their forums it's lots of morons but also plenty of pretty reasonable takes. Nothing wild.

The Bengals on the other hand keep beating us and keep talking about it. Eli Apple mouthing off, Burrow and his smug cigar he can stick up his @rse. They have a s**t one dimensional offence that is 90% miracle balls thrown up to the second coming of Randy Moss. They're a cheap little team in a city that doesn't even like football. Their fans were completely anonymous until about 10 minutes ago, it's not because they're classy, it's because they have no interest. F**k them, I hope they get annihilated by the Bills.

Hate the Cowboys obviously, have a weird hatred for the Niners despite quite liking them before Shanahan. Giants, whatever.


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