Billay doesn't date.

Oh was talking to ramsfan

Man... even Lambs fans got more game than I do.

There is an overabundance of quality available poon in STL

First time ever the words "quality" and "St. Louis" have EVER collided in a sentence.

Nonsense. The city is a shit hole for the most part, but the suburbs are awesome.

PGM I got a new update from today for Squirrel

I get a call from an attorney today telling me that Squirrel is taking me to court for child support..I told him that her and I didn't have any kids..I was informed she is pregnant..I said good for her guess she needs to find the dad..He informed me I was and I started laughing..This apparently pissed him off and he said that a father who won't claim his own kids is pathetic..I informed him that it is not my kid because 4 years ago I had a vasectomy and have the paper that says it worked and I have 0% chance of having anymore kids..I even said I would bring it in for him to see and if he didn't believe that I would tee off into another cup so it could be tested again..so tomorrow I go to the hospital and Jack my shit and prove I can't reproduce any more of my Greek godlike children

Thought you would like to know the excitement in my life

Damn what a psycho ROFL

Probably ****ed some hobo. Knew the rejection would cause some dumb**** to put his seed in her.

Some chick tried that with me once. Faked being pregnant after I rejected her advances.

****, I would be blogging about all this shit. LMAOLMAO

You're literally going to be laughing your ass off as you jack off into a hospital cup tomorrow.

Whatcha going to think about? I mean part of you would have to have the stupid squirrel in the fore front of your mind just because well... duh. But youd think the psychosis would be an instant cold shower or maybe men don't work that way and it really doesn't matter whats going on in your head you can bust a nut.

Anyways, just wondering.

Squirrell ?

Lol what's the story on why you call her that?

I will probably just watch porn on my phone..nothing like a good gang bang or orgy port to get the juices flowing

Well it's a long story but basically it's because she is nuttier than a bucket of squirrel turds

LMAO

I think we've all been there at least once!