Wow POF has a new feature where you can send a voice message.


Thats creepy.

I was 16 the first time an ex did this to me.

Crazy bitches are crazy.

Wow, I don't think I would of told them that. Let em find out when the child is born.

Who the **** tries for support 4 months preggo? Is this a real lawyer? Shit. I would tell a lawyer about this and see if they will take the case and all you want for judgements is court costs.

Just send em a dick pic

Yes. Two apartments over. It was never anything serious on my part but she instantly serious (she was 10 years older and her biological clock was ticking loudly), so I bailed after a month or so.

Anyway, it was pretty awkward when I started dating someone else (my now wife). The neighbor would glare daggers at us whenever she saw us.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwW2-IzA02g

Ha dick pic

Whats your e-mail address?

http://lickthisapp.com/

Public service announcement.
Pubic?

My tongue is wider than my first three fingers touching themselves, and can hold a cotton shirt on a clothes hanger

I think can skate by on limited technique.

No, but slept with a female roommate almost every Thursday night at 10pm for a semester during college. LMAO

That's a pretty rigid schedule. What are the deets?

Her whole life was one big scheduled event.

It was weird at first, and got even weirder when she caught her little sister giving a hummer. LMAO It all went down hill from there and got very awkward before I finally moved.

That's not enough deets, ghak! I'm trying to figure out how you bone your roommate every single Thursday at 10 o'clock sharp.

I'm not sure how it happened, but I remember beer initially opened the gates. I basically fell into it without even knowing what was happening because it took a few weeks for me to realize it appeared to be scheduled into her weekly routine. I traveled on weekend research trips fairly often at the time and it seriously screwed up her whole week if I left on a Thursday. This was one of those girls who organized the cabinets and aligned the labels so they're all facing out. She even had a couple "boyfriends" during this time who she would have over for dinner dates and such and to my knowledge she wasn't putting out. I would often leave the bar, knock it out, and go back to finish the night out. ****ing weird.

...I should add there were Thursdays where biology killed the mood. I'm not into that shit and apparently neither was she.