Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10645193)

You're not supposed to pull it over your nutsack too. Probably the problem....

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10645194)

But how else are my jewels gonna avoid teh crabs?!

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10645180)

Really not much of a story... First girl was just the tip in the back of my truck a few blocks from here mother and machete-wielding Peruvian step dad's house and I hadn't thought to purchase prophylactics.

Second girl was in college that apparently had a curse associated with her dating back to HS... nailed her two or three times then avoided her because I got enough harassment from people who knew her that she was insane and probably disease ridden.

Third girl was my last GF and the first I actually used a rubber with even though she was on the pill. I guess the lowlight here is when I took a trojan off because it was too tight and just threw it on the floor the last year I lived in the fraternity house. Forgot it was there until a fratbro saw it on the floor while we were playing MLB The Show; he decided to snag it with a clothes hanger and paraded it around the house saying "Hey, Discuss Thrower finally got laid!"

Fourth girl I tried to get one on after we got started but I guess it shrank in the packaging because it hurt like a mother****er and just told her I'd get her Plan B in the morning. She then insisted that that wasn't necessary and that she swallowed.

Fun fact: the last three girls were all in the same sorority :facepalm:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10645229)

5 if you count [strike[that sweaty romp with Clay in the back seat of the Suburban[/strike] the blowie received from the other dude's fiancee.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10645242)

So, that's at least 5...and that's without a kick of confidence. Can't be that bad.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10645137)

Can you stop asking cringe-worthy questions?

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10645246)

The number of sexual partners is correlated with decreased levels of confidence with chicks, the attractiveness of said women and juxtaposed with an increased levels of self-awareness and social anxiety. Also,a logarithmic increase of alcohol imbibing which has just recently plateaued.

As Todd Haley would probably say, my arrow is not pointing up.

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10645279)

Did you get tested?

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10645284)

Yeah..I'm not getting a q-tip shoved up my urethra. That's an exit-only orifice, hombre.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10645284)

Yeah..I'm not getting a q-tip shoved up my urethra. That's an exit-only orifice, hombre.