Someone missed out on the Aaron "Jesus" Curry draft talk.

I sent big_papa a pm, but he hasn't been on the site in 3+ weeks and missed his last two picks. I'm trying to recruit an esteemed Chiefsplanet denizen to take over his team unless he arrives soon and reclaims his throne.

I've got bowser's picks in hand, so we'll at least get a couple of them up by the end of the day today.

If the guy hasn't been on in 3+ weeks, time to just move on.

And, what is that bulls*t in my sig line?

*edit* .... ok, looks like I was able to remove the Chiefs related image that magically appeared in my sig line... spares

I agree next pick only problem we are at a stop again when it snakes back around.

Then skip them again. Don't give them the 24 hours to pick. They can just make the picks when they come on....if they come on.

This is what they did previously with Malt Liquor before I took over.. no big deal at this point.

I agree so who is officially up now?

If we are skipping Rain Man has Bowser's picks then Rain Man himself would be up

I'm working on a replacement owner for the Washington DC Comics if big_papa doesn't reappear, and will hear from that person tonight, so let's do this: I'll make Bowser's picks when big_papa's timeline expires in an hour or so, and then hopefully we'll have a new owner who'll make Washington's picks immediately thereafter. Since Washington will have 24 hours from Bowser's picks, that'll keep things fair for the (hopefully) new owner.

Man, I've got two great players in mind for my pick. Bowser's not going to take either of them, so I'll have a rough choice to make: young and very promising but without a long track record, or an established star who may have a shorter time horizon.

30 minutes to Bowser's choices. Stay tuned. 30 minutes.

15 more minutes. You can see him writing the names on his slip of paper. 15 minutes.

1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Washington DC Comics - Marion Barber, HB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Washington DC Comics - Donovan McNabb, QB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Darrelle Revis, CB
15. STL Commodes- Brian Urlacher, ILB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Bush, RB/WR/KR/PR
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Bob Sanders, SS
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Anquan Bolden, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - John Abraham, DE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - DeMeco Ryans, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Shaun Rogers, DT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Casey Hampton, NT
7. St. Louis Stallions - LaRon Landry, FS
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Branden Albert, OT
5. Kansas City Kings - Braylon Edwards, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Ray Lewis, ILB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Eddie Royal, WR
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Dwayne Bowe, WR
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Steve Smith, WR

Round 5
1. Fort Wayne Dancers, Marcus Trufant, CB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Lamarr Woodley, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Antonio Cromartie, CB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Trent Edwards, QB
5. Kansas City Kings - Micheal Roos, OT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - D'Qwell Jackson, ILB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Kampman, DE
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Karlos Dansby, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens, WR
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Marques Colston, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - Wes Welker, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Asante Samuel, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Champ Bailey, CB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - (Will pick when they arrive)
18. Washington DC Comics - (Will pick when they arrive)
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Steve Breaston, WR

Round 6.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Derrick Johnson, ILB


Can someone recruit a guest picker for Washington and, if needed, Knoxville? (Bdeg, can you ping Burger again?)

And now we wait