If my team had "dominated the league for 20 years", I wouldn't be posting on another team's fan board.

Then again, I have a normal-sized penis and an above-average IQ.

When was the last one? You're so persistent, I'll give you that, but **** man.. Live in the present. Nobody will give a **** about the Pats within the next couple of years, just like nobody gives a shit about the 49ers, Steelers, Cowboys, or Packers.

You may as well be playing 0 DBs, since none of them can cover, anyways.

Never expect to win because victory isn't as sweet that way.

There is a lunar eclipse Sunday night after the game.

It will turn red for about an hour and a half

Hopefully an omen for us.

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I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Sutton probably has had as good of success as any vs Brady prior to this season. And I still can't help but wonder how that playoff game would have ended if mahomes was our qb.

I really hope this isn't like the Rams game where the refs set the tone with early tricky tack Def holding calls. And I sure hope it isn't as lobsided as the new England zero penalty fiasco a couple of months ago. This is the playoffs. Hopefully the refs will let these players play.

Usually we are beating up weak drunk boston fans. We will continue that track record for our KC brothers

That's Dewey from Malcolm in the middle right?

Thats how we see it

Before this year Sutton frustrated qbs like Peyton and Brady by choking off all the underneath stuff. Force them to sit in the pocket and go through multiple progressions. Man up. Sometimes these pocket qbs get frustrated when they have too much time. I don't know how much of that can still work because it's hard to cover that long without some bullshit defensive penalty.

We are everywhere LMAO

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Sick ****.

NE fans are calling Belichick Sauron

In all seriousness, how do the Patriots match up against the Chiefs by position group? Let's take an objective look.

I'd estimate it as:

QB - Big advantage KC, obviously. We have the MVP, they have a declining former star.

RB - Advantage KC. No one is running better than Damien Williams right now. He's averaging 0.6 ypc above the Patriots guy.

WR/TE - Big advantage KC, obviously. No one matches up to our starting trio, and it's clear that none of the Patriots' guys would start on the KC team.

OL - Advantage KC - Pro bowl left tackle, all-pro right tackle and solid in the middle for KC. Not much to speak of in New England. Their RT is big, but that's a disadvantage against our speed rushers.

ST - Strong advantage Chiefs - Butker has a higher FG percentage than their guy, we've got one of the top KRs in the league, and Tyreek Hill returning punts. Their punter is 0.2 yards ahead of Colquitt, but Colquitt's sample size is too small to draw conclusions.

DBs - Advantage Chiefs. The Chiefs are loaded at CB with Fuller, Nelson, Ward, and Scandrick. Sorensen is back, and Lucas is ascending. The Patriots don't have anybody to speak of, just some overpaid veterans.

LBs - Advantage Chiefs. Pass rush is the name of the game, and the Chiefs have two of the best OLBs in the league. The Patriots are lining up two OLBs with a combined 4.5 sacks this year. Really? Our ILBs are serviceable, and the Patriots are lining up some 6th round guy that no one's ever heard of. Elandon Roberts? What's that?

DL - Strong advantage Chiefs. We've got Chris Jones, which is enough - he has more sacks than the Patriots starting foursome combined - but we've also got Nnadi and Xavier against the run, and Bailey is good in both dimensions.

Coaching - Strong advantage Chiefs. Belichick usually finds some loophole in the rules to cheat, but he's not a creative guy in game planning. Deflate some balls, steal some signals, and have Brady throw short routes that minimize his arm weakness. Andy is an offensive genius.

I think we can all agree (even Pats fans):

Chief home QB>Pats road QB

Chiefs WR>Pats WR

Chiefs TE>Pats TE

Home Chiefs D>Road Pats D

etc..

Chiefs 30-20