Um who?

After watching this safety's highlights I am reminded at how awesome it is to have an mother ****ing animal playing the position on our team.

Honey is the epitome of "**** you".

Great pick for Pats. ROFL

Duggar wow.

Dugger dominated in the Sr. Bowl

I see getting busted with a kilo of Columbian Bam Bam in Duggar's future.

Panthers go CB here I bet

I don’t know shit evidently

I'll trust Belicheck on that.

I'm happy the Giants grabbed McKinney before the Patriots could get their hands on him.

Damn good pick

Size 17 shoes, wow

Every draft pick has a sad story, JFC ESPN.

Apparently this year you have to have some kind of family tragedy to get drafted.

I wouldn't have minded Gross-Matos dropping to us.

Oh, double tragedy story for Gross-Matos.

Lightning strike? Well, that's a different one.

Jesus Christ. Was there an over under on how many of these draftees had horrific tragedies in their families?

Damn lots of sad stories this year.

I ****ing hate Dugger now

If there's one thing he's not really good at, it's drafting.

wow...that's a lot for a kid to go through

If at some point the NFL can't find a tragedy, I'm worried that they'll break in and kill the guy's mom while they're on camera.

a big coke nose?

Is Belichick going to try to get his QB in the 6th round again just to prove how superior he is to everybody?

Teams look scared of Winfields injury history in a year where they couldn't do extra checks.

Yeah, I think BB overthinking and trying to get too fancy with Duggar.

Should have just taken Gross-Matos or Epenesa.

Nate Stanley

I’m not sure If I am watching the NFL draft or the auditions for THE VOICE.

Von Miller will be on their staff soon enough.

Gross-Matos backstory, man... rough

The Pats are going to win like 5 games this year, enjoy it.

No CBs yet is nice...

And then get Trevor Trevor Lawrence

Watch Houston stumble-fall with second round pick

Also Carolina going with the front 4 approach........Brian Burns, Derrick Brown, Gross Matos.

They have a pick?

Miami is killing it

Yeah I liked Hunt alot

Miami is building a nice line for Tua.

"If you want to see somebody abuse another man, this is the video you want to watch."

That sounds ... wrong.

At least they're making damn sure to protect Tua.

Surprisingly good pick by BOB

I was kind of intrigued by Blacklock even if it would've been a luxury pick for us.

Wow O’Brien wasn’t a dumpster fire. That’s surprising

LOL, Houston didn't do something stupid.

Miami's draft looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

You sure Bill made this pick? An actual good pick

As long as they win enough to not finish with the #1 pick.

Colts need a playmaker here

Night's not over yet.

They will probably trade him for a 6th round pick before the preseason.

They lost DJ Reader so it does make sense.

Mack and Taylor backfield.

Upon reflection, BoB might be a super genius. Got rid of all them pesky 2021 picks in a draft that will be filled with kids that don't play for a year.

Power Move

Good picks by Indianapolis, Rivers should be happy.

Love how this round has started

Damn they got the "best back"

Taylor and Mack can’t touch the ball at the same time.... hmmmmm

I still don't like Chris Ballards strategy here, the guys he's taking are alright but not what is going to put them over the top.

What kind of a job would you get being a philosophy major?

Ubeja just fired up his favorite dildo.

Seems like teams are really pushing for that 2 back system. Gone are the days of the bellcow.

How many prospects are going to be 'fascinating'?!?

Yeah, they're generally not taking players that the Chiefs would consider. Let's keep it up.

That's a great offensive line for Taylor to get behind. If they can limit his fumbles it's a great pick.

If Taylor didn't have so many fumbles and drops....

LMAO

They are going to be a pretty good team maybe the 2nd best in the AFC

Andrew Luck’s clavicle bone

Ehhh Rivers looks done.

You go work at the philosophy plant on the edge of town.

(I stole that joke from somewhere.)

His breakaway speed might be good but I see someone not nearly as quick or shifty as CEH

Helaire would have been gone by 35 judging by this stuff.

:)

Taylor only involved in 32 passing plays last season?

Too one dimensional.

They basically gave Rivers a jump ball receiver and another RB, they're going to try to hide him.

They can if Mack recovers Taylor's fumble.

That’s a pound the rock team, and while it’s not a strength, he’s at least capable. He just wasn’t used that way.

Well see hes playing behind a much better line. Fascinating that the Chargers have really done nothing to improve it.

Philosophy teacher.