So I shot myself in the foot this week playing the game of sluts

I have been hanging out with this girl Sam..she is cute fun to be around not too crazy and likes the same stuff I do..well Sam lives in a town about an hour from me and works long hours in a hospital so I only get to see her about 2 or 3 times a week..so me being freshly single for a couple months I want to have more variety and more frequent visits from girls..so I go to a town a hour in the other direction and meet a different girl in a bar there Saturday night

Here is where it gets fun

I seen girl 2 (Jessica) Saturday night, Sunday, Sunday night, and was going to tonight..I seen Sam last night left her place this morning..I get a call from Jessica who is extremely pissed..yelling screaming calling me some pretty awesome names that I wish I could remember..she was also standing there with Sam..her sister

**** me and my luck..so I go from being up 2 to 0..oh well sluts are abundant as air

Damn dude, that sucks.

How did you meet them?

Sam I met through a friend and Jessica was just a random I met at a bar

I have two other girls I'm juggling right now. Plus, trying to get a cashier's number just seems douchey.

I go in there all the time though. If she keeps asking me about soup I might ask her if she wants some. :)

Can I come with you next time?

You should totally bang their dad as revenge for them yelling at you.

Lol youre a funny dude sorry I was a douche to you.

So I should grudge **** him to show them bitches

If she is coming onto you then it isn't a douche move..If you walk up and start with her then ask I can see that being one

Your plan sounds like a good one though

If I see her tending the register again I'll probably buy more broccoli...make a game out of it. :)

"You're making my broccoli swell...."

So you want variety and go for sisters. :hmmm:

"Could I get a price check on this" / zzzzziiiiiiip

LMAO

"Clean up on dis DICK!"

LMAO
i'd pay money to witness that interaction