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Maryland native Pat Sajak comes onto the stage.

"Roger, here's your final puzzle. You can pick three more consonants and one vowel."

T_e __lt___re R__ens sele_t _re_ __l____, TE, __L_.

Goodell looks at the screen as Vanna poses by it.

"I'll go with C, G, H, and A."

"Let's turn those over, Vanna."

Vanna turns over some tiles.

The _alt___re Ra_ens select Greg __lc_ch, TE, _CLA.

"I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."

"Okay."

The Baltimore Ravens select Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA.


"That's correct! Roger wins the high-end blender and two tickets to the Super Bowl!"

Looks like we hit a bit of a snag here the past couple of days.

Not sure if duncan got a PM because I see he’s been on today. I sent him one. I’ll give him a few more hours.

First time I had a chance to get away and use a computer for this today.

The Cowboys take Amare Barno, DE, Virginia Tech.

Jerry Jones pops out to say, as the pick is announced: "It'll be a cold dark day in hell before my friend Duncan Idaho and I EVER agree to call defensive ends "EDGE" players. They're either DEs in your system or their LBs in your system. Just call it like it is, goddammit!"

That WR is still on the board. I’d take him in the 4th if I had the Chiefs.

Yuuuuup.

Lol still going in as an EDGE in the OP :D

The Tennessee Titans select Jerome Ford, RB, Cincinnati

King Henry needs a prince as the cracks in the kings armor might be starting to show.

Some really good LB depth here

Jerry Jones returns to the stage, eyes bulging open, spittle flying from his mouth:

“He’s a defensive end, you mealy mouthed little homers. Defensive. End. Get out of here with your new-fangled, made up terms!!!!!!!!!!!!”

A gorilla ambles toward the microphone.

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But wait! That's not a real gorilla. It's Milwaukee-born 1940s stunt man Crash Corrigan in one of his many gorilla suits.

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"You're probably accustomed to seeing me fighting Flash Gordon," he says.

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"Or maybe carrying off a woman to engage in some reverse bestiality."

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"But did you know that I was also on a Wheaties box?"

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"We'll hope that the newest Packer also finds his way onto a Wheaties box, and we think he has a good chance."

The Green Bay Packers select Verone McKinley III, S, Oregon.

After that announcement, Crash puts his gorilla head back on and beats an NFL production assistant to death with a club.

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