ROFL

She was just trying to get the baby in the guiness world record books for the youngest baby to ever beat baby daddy ass.

It is a April Fool's joke.

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ROFL

So Jacksonville newspaper picks up story from Stuppid.com & runs it as fact. Still Florida. Still fits the thread.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/re...p-on-boyfriend

St. Petersburg police are searching for a woman who poured a pot of boiling hot soup over her boyfriend’s head, leaving him in critical condition.

Misty Childs, 41, is wanted on a charge of attempted first-degree murder, according to St. Petersburg Police Department.

The incident occurred just after midnight Sunday at 1123 13th Ave. S., police said, while Childs argued with her boyfriend, Lavont Moss, 45.

Moss went to bed after the argument, police said. That’s when Childs poured the hot soup on his face and upper torso and left the area.

Ashleigh Ferris and Wesley Clark said Moss, their roommate, is fighting for his life.

They had stepped outside for a smoke when they heard blood curdling screams from inside the halfway house.

"I ran inside and he said, 'She burned me! She burned me!" Clark said. "And he ripped his tank top off. It was stuck to his back. Then he just fell over on the couch flat."

"He was barely able to breathe because of the pain. He was moaning," Ferris said.

Clark, who trained as a paramedic, said the injuries were some of the worst he has seen.

"His skin, it just looked like someone took his shoulder blades and grabbed the skin and pulled it off," Clark said.

The boiling soup could have severe, even fatal, complications for Moss.

"The doctors informed us that the scalding water went into his nose, his mouth and all the way down his throat," said Rick Shaw, St. Petersburg police spokesman. "So the issue here is not just the burning of the skin but the possibility of infection and that could cause death."

If you have information on Childs' location, contact police at 727-893-7780.

It's only August, but Regina Powell, a 22-year-old woman from Florida, may have already locked down the title for Most Embarrassing Injury of the Year. Powell ended up in the hospital Sunday night after she shot herself in the hand while taking Snapchat video of herself posing with a 40-caliber pistol, the Palm Beach Post reports.

Police say Powell told them that she pulled the trigger while "foolishly playing" with her uncle's gun, shattering her phone and injuring the hand that was holding it. She was treated for minor injuries, and police determined that the shooting was accidental. Police say Powell's aunt threw the gun out of the car window while driving her niece to the hospital and it has not been recovered,WKMG reports.

Literally the most disturbing thing I may have ever seen.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...88741147-story

Sorry can't copy and paste from my phone without horrible format.

This is just unbelievable.

Sheriff: 6-year-old beat infant sister to death

By: FOX 13 News staff
POSTED:AUG 11 2016 03:22PM EDT
UPDATED:AUG 11 2016 05:47PM EDT
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ST. PETERSBURG (FOX 13) - The Pinellas County sheriff says a 6-year-old boy beat his baby sister to death while they, along with another sibling, were left alone in a locked van outside a cell phone store while their mother went inside.

Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said the mother, Kathleen Steele, 62, had gone inside the cell phone store on Aug. 8 to have her broken phone repaired and left the three children in the van with the windows rolled up and the van turned off.


The sheriff said the 13-day-old-baby was crying in the van and 6-year-old Frankie slammed the baby on the ground and flipped her around. The baby, also named Kathleen, suffered severe injuries including a fractured skull, cuts, and bruising.

"The best way I can describe it is, he pummeled her," said Sheriff Gualtieri, who also said there was blood on the ceiling of the van.

The boy will not be charged, though the sheriff said the boy admitted to deputies that he caused the injuries and showed deputies how he did it.

"We decided not to charge him. But nonetheless, we have a 6-year-old who killed a 13-day-old," the sheriff said.

Steele did not immediately seek medical attention after the baby was injured, the sheriff said, and instead took the children to another store. A neighbor later called paramedics to Steele's home, where they performed CPR on the baby and transported her to the hospital where she was pronounced dead.

Sheriff Gualtieri said Steele's husband had died several years ago of cancer, but she had his sperm frozen and was artificially inseminated with her husband's sperm by a doctor in New York. Steele, who was pregnant with her 6-year-old son at the age of 55, was also on the reality show "Pregnant and...", Gualtieri said.

Three days after she gave birth to baby Kathleen, Gualtieri said there was an incident at a hotel where the baby fell out of a car carrier and was taken to the hospital with a brain bleed. Child Protective Services responded and determined later there was no evidence of abuse and that the incident at the hotel was accidental.

JFC

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Was this the GRANDMOTHER or adoptive mother? 62 can't be right

This Week's Important Florida News!
 

Mother. Woman was in the news a few years ago for having the other at 55.

The news conference has a lot of info not in the article. It's way more deranged than the article lets on.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...88996689-story

The news conference is in this link

Yikes!

TEQUESTA, Fla. – Police found a suspect biting off part of a victim’s face after a gruesome double homicide in Florida Monday night.

The Martin County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office responded to the home at 19000 SE Kokomo Lane around 9:20 p.m. after receiving a call from a neighbor who said he’d been stabbed while trying to break up a fight, reports WPTV.

The first deputy to arrive at the scene saw the suspect on top of the male victim in the driveway. The suspect was biting off parts of the man’s face, police said.

The deputy used a stun gun on the suspect, but it had no effect. A K-9 officer also bit him, but that didn’t stop him. Deputies eventually pried him off the man’s body.

Investigators found the victim’s wife dead in the garage. Deputies said the suspect and victims knew one another but were still trying to determine their relationship.

The neighbor who called 911 was taken to an area hospital and is expected to recover, police said.

Link:
http://fox59.com/2016/08/16/police-s...de-in-florida/

GILF

JFC, I mean Sky ****ing Wizard!!!