Bye grease ball.

Other than the HR, Young has been lights out.

This offense really needs to get it going. Bail us out.

Don't be a douchebag. JFC

Damn, a big gust of stupid just blew in here.

lucky home run don't bug chris young!

And they're only going to get better. Correa might be the best of the bunch. If you were the Cardinals you'd try to hack their database too.

That pick off on Altuve saved our shit.

Sal up there swinging at every pitch he sees, never change Sal.

Everyone swinging for the fences.

C'MON GORDO, A LITTLE HELP HERE

We need to play a little small ball until Morales comes up.

Gordong coming.

Nice rip Gordo.

Atta baby gordo

Or that works.