Maybe she has not had anyone in her life that she values tell her the truth. My friends yell at me and thank me at the same time. For telling them the honest truth.

Well that is if you care for her at all.

Speaking of age gaps, why is it that so many women refuse to date men who are younger than they are? I don't tend to connect with many women my own age for basically the same reasons that ghak brought up (delusional, unrealistic, etc); I'm 24, and tend to be more attracted to women in their mid-to-upper twenties.

Despite the fact that I have a stable, upwardly-mobile, relatively high-paying job and practically never "party", I'm consistently "too young" for those women? Keep in mind, they're often the ones who have been dating men in their 30's from when they were my age. It seems a bit hypocritical, but I don't feel like it's worth it to push the issue. Preferences are preferences, even if they go against my wishes.

Do you have a noticeable hump or a problem with your drool? 24 is a fun age in a man. Theyre not carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders yet and see nothing but potential in life. Had few beers, been laid enough times to know that neither is the end goal. I dunno. Maybe you need a beard. It seems like girls in Minnesota like beards.

For the first time in my life I'm dating someone younger, but it's only by 2 years. I think we've just been told so often that we mature faster than men that we start to believe it.

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, I'm sure, but nobody is. I've been told that I'm good-looking by enough people that I believe it on occasion.

I had a beard for a few months, but chopped it off recently at the behest of my two Grandmothers ("Stop hiding your face!"). While I had it, though, it didn't seem to affect my manly appeal for better or for worse.

The only difference: I don't look quite as natural in flannel shirts.

I am a 26 year old married guy, its amazing how much more I get hit on now then I did back when I was single. The damn ring is a beacon of hope for women.

It's ****ing annoying.

I love that you do what your grandmothers want. You're definitely fishing in the wrong generation. :P

Oh you poor happily married guys. heeheheh

Guys - "I want a girl like that."
Girls - "I want that guy."

Plus it's always nice when your puppy comes house broken.

Seems like nobody is satisfied.

LMAO

It's a matter of the difference between men and women. I look at a married woman and think "hey....how'd he end up with her" or "sucks to be him".

Single women look at a married guy and go "he must be doing something right....I wonder what it is."

This is exactly it, I mean like the grocery store I've had women come up to me, the damn grocery store lol.

I swear it's some internal thing to see if they can get him to cheat. Don't they realize how clueless and stupid we really are?

This is a good technique. In fact, it worked for about a decade 20 to 30. It landed me a pretty good wife eventually.

I know if real life was a porno guys would ne cheating non stop. If a ten came up to me and said come have sex with me in my car it would be hard to say no. It's a biological thing.

This may be an extreme example but this is an example of what some of you guys are up against. I remember those days and not very fondly either.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-livin...204802566.html

It's been not fun having the reverse issue of only being attractive to other dude's women. I'm always on edge waiting for an asskicking.

She wants her sexual needs fulfilled, and the ring shows that you will be keeping your mouth shut. No drama on either side, both benefit. :D

Except they aren't all like that. That's when you hear the stories about how he cheated and the girl fell in love with him and wanted him for herself.

Just get a fleshlight already. Damn.

Did you lick her ASS?

Some women are just picky, period. A lot of them won't date guys that are more than 4-5 years older than they are.

Raise your income level. Drown in younger pussy...

I'm not interested in gold diggers.

This sucks to read. You're one of my favorite posters I hope you find some motivation.

You play them, not the other way around.

I'm also not interested in "playing" anyone.

Real relationships are based on trust, honesty and genuine attraction.

Yeah Keg, you're a valuable person. Enough of that bull shit...

Do you like Sun sets and long walks on the beach?

:shake:

Negative ghost rider.

I hear she's cleaning up a few of her issues and the random texts are increasing again, so I suppose it hasn't been ruled out. I'd have to be starfish slurpin drunk though as I'm not a big fan.

No, I'm just not completely jaded when it comes to women yet. Don't worry, only eight more years until I hit 40 and crushing depression.

Nah. Hang in there man. Be yourself and let it come to you...

...while acquiring currency and attracting gold diggers?:D

Join a nice church. Some decent young women :evil:

Random question.

Ever cheated on someone you were dating? Ever been cheated on?

:facepalm:

Nope! :D

One time when my wife and I were playing pictionary a long time ago, we were both the clue drawers on different teams. The word was "toupe", but she didn't recognize it and asked me what it was. I told her it was the platform a lion stands on in the circus. Hilarity ensued as I drew a man's wig and she drew a lion stand. I had a big laugh after we got the score, but I guess it was technically cheating.

No. Yes.

Well you must be doing something right then.

nothing wrong with currency so long as it doesn't define you. Gold diggers are just for fun...I Don't make the rules, just play by them.

Exactly.. Young pussy is always naive. You just have to whip the pussy.


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:D

No way is Vail really a doncs fan

I know, right? I'm confused as to how I feel about him too.

Like Johnny Depp.

I'm not judging. I was just playing around.

Pretty much the worst advice in this thread.

Here are some good websites to meet a nice woman. I've had excellent luck on all of them.

ashleymadison.com
adultfriendfinder.com
fling.com
farmersonly.com
blackpeoplemeet.com
christianmingle.com

Dave Lane endorses Christianmingle. He picks up dates and subsequently ruins their lives all the time.

I think farmersonly.com is a hidden gem. Most of those gals don't have any teeth and that's a blessing in disguise.

Meh. My last 2 relationships were with girls 3 years older than me. I've also been in a relationship with a girl 5 years older. Currently, I'm dating a girl 6 months younger.

No. Not that I'm aware of.

LMAO

I would have said "no" to the former, but I'm not sure that's true. I think I did develop a kernel of a relationship with someone while I was dating my former ex-wife (then my fiance). Was it cheating? Not in a physical sense. But emotionally? I don't know. Maybe it was.

And, yes. I've definitely been cheated on. Lots.

Some women, a lot probably, don't want to date somebody who makes them look old.

I think you guys have taken what I said in a direction I didn't intend it to go. I'm not dissatisfied with my life. I don't hate myself in any way. I'm overweight, but it's because I like to eat everything they tell you you shouldn't. I also like to cycle, to the tune of about 2500 miles a year, so the damage from the food isn't too bad, particularly during the summer. But washboard abs I will never have. And that's fine. I'd rather have pizza and french fries. The downside of which is accepting the fact that something I enjoy is what makes me unattractive to what I consider attractive members of the opposite sex. Similar thing with the way I spend my days. I'd rather spend my time doing the things I enjoy, rather than doing relationship-y things. I'm not an outgoing person. I'm an introvert. I like video games and books and movies, and I like doing them alone. I cycle alone. I walk alone. I can't really think of anything I like doing with anybody else. That's just how I'm wired. It's not exactly conducive to dating. I'm not an easy person to live with.

Tie that in with the reality that life is a series of choices. The choices I've made before now define who I am and where I am. I'm good with that. I've come to acknowledge that there are certain things in my life that aren't subject to change. My finances are what they are. My looks are what they are. I am who I am.

And now I'm old. Which is the worst thing of all. Because if I was interested in dating, it sure as hell wouldn't be with anyone my own age. Ugh. Wrinkles and baggage. No thanks.

That's exactly how I forsee my next 20 years. It's taking some getting used to.

I don't know, you and keg sound perfect for each other.

Aside from the whole fact we're both dudes.. yeah.

I'm gonna give that one a "no".

They have medical procedures now that can fix that problem.

No worries there - people have always thought I look older than I am (great until I turned 21), and I'm even starting to bald! Maybe I'll have better luck if I start coloring some of it grey, too?

Imagine losing that roshambo contest.

As the one with scissors.

You liked the idea of doing stuff with someone when you married that wretched woman. There is easily a compatible chick for you its just easier to keep going on without one. Just sometimes babe, the soul needs someone else to get up and get the towel. Just so it doesn't get crusty.

I would lie to my boyfriend and say you are gay just so we could run around town together.

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Hah! Why so?

Hear you.

A 46-year old messaged me and left her number. LMAO

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Pics?

Still single women in their early 30 a have standards no man can achieve ROFL

The craziest part is she lives an hour away. I must be hot shit!

She wants that young D

She looks a lot like Stifler's mom. :LOL:

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/4...58094371Y.jpeg

When did this turn into the "Nope" thread?

Mid-life crisis.....I'd hit that.

Gross. Blondes.

U could hit that raw