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Pasta Little Brioni 07-01-2014 12:05 PM

Demongame...how much tail you pull in a year on average?

BucEyedPea 07-01-2014 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10725801)
polls can eat a dick. They always say that sense of humor is high, but comedians are the last people to get laid. You have to be hot. High in social status, hot to her friends, hot with family, hot money, or cars, hot with wit, hot with body, hot with style.

Nah! I think it's true. It reflects my own view and other women I know.
Plus just look around and you'll see beautiful women with men that aren't even in their league. Confidence relates to financial success usually as well.

Hot just gets you in a girl's pants.

ghak99 07-01-2014 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10725778)
Hasn't anyone seen beautiful women with ugly men--even short and slightly overweight?

I see it a lot. There's a jewelry store commercially on tv locally, with a weird looking short punch owner with a super hot wife.

Nothing says gold digging whore like a short fat jewelry store owner with a super hot wife.

Diamonds are forever.... or until she gets fat and old and he trades her in for a newer improved super hot wife.LMAO

Katipan 07-01-2014 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10726262)
Nothing says gold digging whore like a short fat jewelry store owner with a super hot wife.

Diamonds are forever.... or until she gets fat and old and he trades her in for a newer improved super hot wife.LMAO

Indeed, what a gamble. To spend your every day waiting for the moment when money can't fix the effects of age. To wonder if you've managed to tie your guy tight enough to you, to afford you an easy retirement. Imagine the years of faking, forcing and fornicating for security. To never really know what it is to be loved strictly for yourself.

Plus all the plastic surgery. **** that.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2014 09:55 PM

Simply Randy is attempting to romance a young cougar in his apartment building.

S, we'll call her.

S feeds a stray cat every day apparently.

Randy, in his observations, has noticed this and formed a cunning play to win her fickle heart.

Welcome...to "The Power Move."

http://i.imgur.com/7bvsY6v.jpg

Demonpenz 07-01-2014 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10725822)
Demongame...how much tail you pull in a year on average?

I have had a girlfriend for 6 months now. Obviously I get it anytime I want. Before that I would get a different girl once a month at best. Nothing really to write home about. What I am proud of is I went from being a fat **** pussy to a guy who probably is average and getting to average took a shitload of work. I have no doubt if a guy who starts at average...learns some shit...then actually spends hours of work on himself...goes through the pain...he can pull some quality chicks.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-02-2014 12:49 AM

These pipes...are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnnnn

Hammock Parties 07-02-2014 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10727215)
These pipes...are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnnnn

and how!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/JxxNvfVfDB0/maxresdefault.jpg

Simply Red 07-02-2014 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10727128)
Simply Randy is attempting to romance a young cougar in his apartment building.

S, we'll call her.

S feeds a stray cat every day apparently.

Randy, in his observations, has noticed this and formed a cunning play to win her fickle heart.

Welcome...to "The Power Move."

http://i.imgur.com/7bvsY6v.jpg



I hope Big Daddy Lane approves of this tactic.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-02-2014 10:08 AM

Simply gonna get him some kitty

Titty Meat 07-02-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10727128)
Simply Randy is attempting to romance a young cougar in his apartment building.

S, we'll call her.

S feeds a stray cat every day apparently.



Randy, in his observations, has noticed this and formed a cunning play to win her fickle heart.

Welcome...to "The Power Move."

http://i.imgur.com/7bvsY6v.jpg


That hand writing isnt going to do him any favors

Pasta Little Brioni 07-02-2014 11:09 AM

Billay is that how you landed the milf? You give her the Pelini?

Discuss Thrower 07-02-2014 11:29 AM

EnnuiPlanet

Titty Meat 07-02-2014 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10727629)
Billay is that how you landed the milf? You give her the Pelini?

40+ year old women on okcupid are sure things

Eureka 07-02-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10727702)
40+ year old women on okcupid are sure things

True that


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