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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10727526)

That hand writing isnt going to do him any favors

Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.

For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10728071)

For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.

Maybe I should have - she's blonde though, like me. So I didn't want to risk it. LMAO

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10728058)

Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.

ROFL I am blonde just like her

Receiving a text from a chick, who thought she was sending it to her boyfriend you didn't know about, never gets old.

LMAO

These hoes ain't loyal.

Went on a lame date Wednesday.

Met a girl at the bar a few weeks ago whos been blowing me up comes back to town soon http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6162/smugrussell.gif

Over under 5 the amount of women over 50 billay as slept with...

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10744733)

Receiving a text from a chick, who thought she was sending it to her boyfriend you didn't know about, never gets old.

LMAO

Gotta tell us the content of the text now....

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10746497)

Over under 5 the amount of women over 50 billay as slept with...

Over

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10746523)

Over

I have that too as well as the under on 5 real teeth between em.

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10746520)

Gotta tell us the content of the text now....

Yes please do ghak

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10746520)

Gotta tell us the content of the text now....

Not word for word....

~11pm
Her: Moon is awesome tonight.
Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.

LMAO "I want to know what you're thinking". That's fantastic.

Did you know she had a boyfriend?

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10746838)

Idiocy on her part.

The fact the she replied with "whoops" and not "oh, that was meant for my bestie [insert name] was telling. That had to have been the easiest opportunity for an out one may ever have.