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The Franchise 07-15-2014 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10747505)
Went into a tattoo shop yesterday to set up an appointment..talked to this really hot chick who is going to do my tattoo..left all my information..2 hours later the hot chick text me..saying she used my information to text me cause she wanted to talk to me on a personal level..I said tgat it was illegal to do that and she should be punished..I just went straight in figured I would see how serious she was..well she responded with I guess after I do your tattoo Friday you can take me home and spank me..pretty sure this tattoo will be my favorite ever
She's going to **** your shit up. ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 07-15-2014 12:24 PM
Ask her for the "hometeam"

Pasta Little Brioni 07-15-2014 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10747490)
:thumb:
How are things going Mr. Gecko?

Titty Meat 07-15-2014 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10746497)
Over under 5 the amount of women over 50 billay as slept with...
Nah oldest was 42

Titty Meat 07-15-2014 12:45 PM
She keeps randomly texting me

http://i.imgur.com/2L8VONg.png

Pasta Little Brioni 07-15-2014 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10747960)
She keeps randomly texting me

http://i.imgur.com/2L8VONg.png
You pick up the Depends?

ThaVirus 07-15-2014 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10747505)
Went into a tattoo shop yesterday to set up an appointment..talked to this really hot chick who is going to do my tattoo..left all my information..2 hours later the hot chick text me..saying she used my information to text me cause she wanted to talk to me on a personal level..I said tgat it was illegal to do that and she should be punished..I just went straight in figured I would see how serious she was..well she responded with I guess after I do your tattoo Friday you can take me home and spank me..pretty sure this tattoo will be my favorite ever

LMAO

Pepe Silvia 07-15-2014 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10747505)
Went into a tattoo shop yesterday to set up an appointment..talked to this really hot chick who is going to do my tattoo..left all my information..2 hours later the hot chick text me..saying she used my information to text me cause she wanted to talk to me on a personal level..I said tgat it was illegal to do that and she should be punished..I just went straight in figured I would see how serious she was..well she responded with I guess after I do your tattoo Friday you can take me home and spank me..pretty sure this tattoo will be my favorite ever
Getting the tattoo first is crucial.

ghak99 07-15-2014 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10747505)
Went into a tattoo shop yesterday to set up an appointment..talked to this really hot chick who is going to do my tattoo..left all my information..2 hours later the hot chick text me..saying she used my information to text me cause she wanted to talk to me on a personal level..I said tgat it was illegal to do that and she should be punished..I just went straight in figured I would see how serious she was..well she responded with I guess after I do your tattoo Friday you can take me home and spank me..pretty sure this tattoo will be my favorite ever
:clap:

Just don't ever pass out around her. I'm guessing she won't use a sharpie.LMAO

Kansas City Kid 07-16-2014 08:52 AM
I am considered the Ray Allen of my local Applebee's because I am always nailing 3's.

ghak99 07-16-2014 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10749168)
I am considered the Ray Allen of my local Applebee's because I am always nailing 3's.
Worst sex I ever had was still good.

Titty Meat 07-16-2014 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10748277)
You pick up the Depends?
You jerk off to me ****ing milfs

Hootie 07-16-2014 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas City Kid (Post 10749168)
I am considered the Ray Allen of my local Applebee's because I am always nailing 3's.
that made me giggle a bit I won't lie

Pasta Little Brioni 07-16-2014 12:50 PM
Hold my haaaaaaand

BigMeatballDave 07-16-2014 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10747951)
Nah oldest was 42
Same here. I was 38 at the time.

It was really good and she seemed to really enjoy cock in her mouth.


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