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Originally Posted by Bob_Dole
A few of us have actually seen that in action.
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I'll give you a couple of examples:
You are nearing your exit ramp on a 4 lane highway. Do you:
A. Maintain speed, turn on signal and decelerate AFTER you have left the flow of highway traffic.
B. Slow down to about 45 mphwhile still in the flow of highway traffic, jerk your wheel suddenly upon encountering your exit, and continue to decelerate down the ramp so that by the time you reach the stop sign/light, it would have taken just as much time to get off at the next exit and double back.
In PA that answer is B.
It is foggy outside, but still daylight and visibility is about a mile. Do you:
A. Turn on your headlights so that other motorists can see you, even though you can seemingly see just fine.
B. Not turn on your lights because you can see, why turn on your lights, it's light outside?
In PA, of course the answer is B.
You are driving on a 4 lane highway with light traffic. Which lane is the appropriate lane to drive in:
A. The right lane, because there is a freaking law in PA that says you have to drive in the right lane unless you are passing.
B. Drive in the left lane, matching the speed of every slow ass mother f'er in the right lane, thus blocking all traffic for a mile behind you, and subsequently making no effort to increase your speed long enough to get around the slow people in the right lane and let the furious guy in the Jeep behind you pass you you fucking DOUCHE BAG!
Once again, the answer in PA is B.
And finally:
4 cars pull up to a 4 way stop sign at approximately the same time. Do you:
A. Take charge and cross the intersection first.
B. Sit and stare at each other for up to 10 minutes, everyone trying to wave the next person through because you're too stupid to realize that if you pull out first, no one is going to ram their car into yours, and if they do, you pulled into the intersection first and you had 2 other witnesses to verify that.
Once again, in PA, it's B.