I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably wouldn't admit to being a "fat ugly pig" even if she was.

CosmicPal = CEA

True.

If the cop let off, chances are that she is not a fat ugly pig anyway. :)

BIG_DADDY = Man with small penis

I haven't had a speeding ticket in weeks.

They call me the sheriff at blockbuster, handing out fines with goofy sun glasses is my M.O. Just doing my job ma'am here is a 12.22 dollar late fee on seabiscuit. Powertrip? You bet,1000 addresses and CC numbers at my disposal

is it because your constantly stoned? That'd be my guess.

Tell us again how you don't break the law being a Dead Head Mr. Cosmic Enforcement Agent.

I know, I know, your one of those dead heads who eats Oreo's and brings milk to the show.

I was going to pick up my step-son from school and I was running late, I got pulled over on chestnut expressway, if you live in springfield, you know where that is, well, I got caught going 59 in a 45, I explained I was running late to pick up my son, I still got a damn ticket, and I am far from fat or ugly, you just some pricks out there, and some are cool. Stumppy had just got one the day before going 20 miles over the limit, 2 tickets in 2 days that really blowed. I accidently posted under stumppys name I hate when he don't log out. He usually forgets to log out lil stumppy, what a mess.

[QUOTE=badgirl] just some pricks out there, and some are cool. [QUOTE]

Just as in real life......

In general, wouldn't most people have a difficult time relying on <i>anything</i> said or done by someone who chooses to be called "stumppy"?

Bob Dole can't recall a single instance in the past 60+ years where someone said, "You know...I was really counting on stumppy."

Pricks? Where?

What a sad, miserable existence.
:p

Do women ever offer to sleep with you to get out of a 'no rewind' penalty?