Dam...it is true....
 

LINK:

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/stor...d-7ca05e4a2173

Thanks dude. I got a glare from my wife upon passing that link to her as confirmation. Heh.

Dane, I will hunt you down and kill you if this is BS.

EDIT: In a very gruesome way.

Yeah, yeah,yeah. Talk is cheap. Kill him and then talk about it.

It might not be BS and I'd feel guilty. I have to wait a bit longer.

Nah - he once posted an "I'm leaving" thread - long before Taco's.

I really liked Goodman in "The Big Lebowski". I believe he also had a bit part in "Survivors", the Robin Williams/Walter Mathow movie about a paranoid puzzy who goes to a survivalist camp. He also was good as the College coach in "Revenge of the Nerds".

It's not BS. Dane has never posted BS and he lives amongst the starts. He scooped everybody, that's all.

I wonder if Dane is really Roseanne or something.

Hey Guys,
Sorry to cause such a fervor, really. I just returned from my gym, and a few people there had heard about it, but nobody really knows if it's true or not. I honestly wouldn't have posted if I thought my info was bad, but maybe it was. Again, sorry!

Dane
~The new Planet Pariah

Yeah, you better pray it's not BS.

Metrolike,
I'm not that hard to find. I'll even give you directions if you'd like. I'd suggest waiting at least until next week though because Lake Hollywood (which is up the hill, right behind me) is closed because of all the flooding, and that would be a great place for you to dump my body.

Dane
~Just trying to help

I appreciate your help. For this, I will make your death quick and painless.

I'm guessing Jennifer Aniston will have you offed long before Metrolike can get to you, Dane.

Phob,
I've never met her but I have met Brad Pitt. Jennifer was at a tanning salon I was at one day (I was trying to get a tan before vacationing in Cabo), but I missed her by like 10 seconds. Brad tanned there too, but I met him at Koi a few months back, probably during their breakup period.

Metro, I live next door to one of Sting's old houses, and Marilyn Manson (along with annoying Kathy Griffin) live down the street. Maybe you could stop by Manson's to jam out to some tunes, then stop by my place to off me. Just a suggestion. That way, you'd have an alibi.

Dane