Easy..the same reason you feel the need to wipe your butt on the curtains of every other thread.

The ode to mudbutt great job.

Eyes water, lashes curl.
Digested esters escape.
Fragrance fills the room.

Intense thought of targeting
the cheerio I'll be sinking
About to make another trip
to the throne of enlightened thinking.

No fiber pills are needed
I pick the time and Place
No need to set a timeclock
This ones, not a race.

Mental preparation.
Breathing forced and stout.
with the next contraction
I'll work this mutha out.

A thought crosses in my mind
As I'm giving birth.
The splash of water on mah arse...
the fastest Thing on earth?

Oh the great fecal
Pushing sphincter to the max
coffee is debil

scatalogical
never saw the connection
between poop and jazz.

Here I sit in smelly vapor
The last guy here used all the paper
The Boss is coming, I dare not linger
Look out butt, here comes the finger

H8R, jcroft.
jcroft, H8R.

thanks to flatulii,
in church, a new kind of pew,
uh oh, holy shit

sweet corn season now
2 fresh ears in mah belly
see You Tomorrow

Too bad your rep is disabled.
:hmmm:

Iowanian
His alter ego, gochiefs
Both battle Klingons

A corollary,
An inverse relationship-
hair on butt and head

Turtle head peeking
No bathroom is in my sight
thank you paper bag

Phantom Dook is found
Letter Q is impressive
chiefs4me did it