well, i do...

you are a star warian freak, you were raised jw (my sister-in-law raised her kids in jw), one of your names is clayton, you don't have a heavy beard, your quite computer literate, have mad skills with chiefs clips, and you have matured a great deal over the last year with a corresponding improvement in behavior...

that's for starters, but i gotta go fix me another drink right now...

i'm trying to keep up with cadmonkey... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

He would have here in Nebraska. Even if your pulled off to the side of the road with the car not running, if the keys are even in your possession it's a DUI. :shake:

I think that's the way it is most places. I think that's a shitty law, too.

A lot of people make the mistake of driving while drunk, but if you realize you shouldn't be while enroute and pull over to sleep it off, you should be free from prosecution.

Yeah, Gochiefs is pretty easy that way. But he has so many faults I get confused on which one to exploit next.

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Technically if the keys are not in the ignition or in your pocket but say in the glove box or visor you should be able to beat the charge.

"And I hope it feels good. There's noting more exhilarating than pointing out the faults of others."

gochiefs...what do you mean you don't drink?

Remember that whole Wager fiasco about your drinking eleventy shots of "kahula"

Besides...you know you woke up this mornin' with a lil' captain in yah.

Of course thats what you call your uncles Pee Pee

I don't drink. I gave it up. I decided it wasn't for me.

Hehe, that's the foundation upon which Chiefsplanet was built.

ROFL

Yeah, I rather enjoy it. Especially when it's you. You're wide open to ridicule.

Whatever. You know very little about me. Assume what you like.

Are you still living with your mommy in Spring, Tx., Clayton? What happened to your rep?

Where I live and what I do is none of your damn business.

My rep was destroyed by Phobia in a 15 minute wild-ass rep party.