Personally, I think he got the present of a lifetime when you agreed to be merciful and actually date him. Sounds to me like he actually owes you a present.

awwww babygirl :D

He gets me lots of stuff. Though... I think the last present of a manicure/pedicure was so he could show off my hot feet to his horny downstairs neighbor.

But. whatever.

I think its romantic when your man "whores out" your toes.

A good present would be a big ol' bow taped...well, you know where.

Yeah but Brian gets pissy when I try and see Tom's penis.

You should get him what I got last year from my two boys and the EX. A couple of shirts and a piece of ass.

Eh, come to think of it maybe not. All three of mine were two sizes too big.:D

Outstanding. Gloria deserves this and more.

Vegas hooker.

You know we aren't supposed to lie Pastor. :shake: :p

Actually, it's all according to perspective. Standing next to you, everyone looks heavy.:)

Like I always tell my daughters, I'm 205 pounds of love.

Yes you are indeed.

Ahhhh, shucks.

Plane tickets are a great idea,say for 6 or so planeteers so we can come visit and stuff.





Yes I said we,I'm expecting to be 1 of the 6 or his ass can sleep outside come next 37 Forever

So that's what we look like. :D

awesome.

He's planning on winning the Powerball tonight.

I'll pick you up in a private jet in the morning.