heh. most of the girls you have dated are large, and you have a decent job, with plenty of food in the fridge... and a cool patio deck! heh.

Heh! Like a jump roundhouse kick to the mellon. :evil:

NOOOO, like maybe tossing a toy or remote control or phone or...just forget it..ROFL :D

You forgot the part about the former monster Bertha's having plenty of tasty beverages in the fridge.


:BLVD:

Har! :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a slammer/thrower/kicker/puncher. I get pissed and sometimes it feels like the only way to get that anger out is to throw something. Throw the phone and ahhhh, all better. Kind of sucks to have to replace the phone, but better than spending the night in jail for hitting someone.

Beer Fridge?? :shrug:

Fixed it for you.

Ewwwwwww! I guess you could in a pinch, but damn! :shake:

Chunky chicks are awesome. They're much better dating material. In the greatness of generalizations they are much more about having a good time, and making you happy than some "hot" chick who is typically a self-centered attention whore.

Also, the chunky chicks I've been with after a while really start opeining up in bed after you are with them for a while. Not to get too graphic, but all three of the girls I had relationships with who were bigger were willing to do and try things you would be hard-pressed to find most women do in order to make the experience hotter.

Moooo

My ex once threw a 10 lb picture frame at my head......

Couldn't find the right wrinkle huh?

......ONLY because I called her by her sisters name....

.....in bed.

OMGTMI

Where the hell do you buy a 10 lb picture frame. Actually, never mind, my husband would probably thank you for NOT telling me. lol