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Bootlegged 06-16-2006 10:43 AM

A solid 76-76 for Woods. +12. He'll have to pray for an afternoon earthquake to make the cut.

RockChalk 06-16-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
NBC's sports coverage has been in the shitter. They need ratings. Tiger's sentimental story probably = ratings.

The thing that bothers me the most about the Earl Woods thing is that if his kid wouldn't have had all the talent that he did it would have been little different than Marv and Todd Marinovich (not quite as psycho though). To lionize the guy because his son hit the genetic lottery just doesn't make very much sense to me.

I agree with you there. NBC sports sucks, but I can tolerate their golf coverage a little more than ABC golf...Man I hate watching a round of golf on ABC. All you can hear is the sloshing sound of Tirico sucking Tiger off.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lattimer
A solid 76-76 for Woods. +12. He'll have to pray for an afternoon earthquake to make the cut.

The 10 shot rule and Stricker's miracle finish effectively eliminates Tiger. Shows you how brutal golf can be. It has no sense of sentimentality, I guess. Perhaps one of its selling points.

Dartgod 06-16-2006 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray
yup! I'll drag Phob out and we'll do it!

Hey, if you guys need a fourth...

POND_OF_RED 06-16-2006 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lattimer
A solid 76-76 for Woods. +12. He'll have to pray for an afternoon earthquake to make the cut.

Thank God...now we can watch people golf this weekend instead of watching Tiger play every single shot even though he wouldn't have a chance of winning. It gets old hearing announcers say "and here comes Tiger" after making a birdie on the 12th hole on sunday while he is still 15 back...

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 01:11 PM

Phil just blew his chances on 5,6,7, really the only stretch of birdie holes on this course. He should have played them -2. Instead he stands at +2. If he continues to fuck up the par 5's (+1 for the tourney), he's going to be in deep shit.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 01:30 PM

Ferrie playing out of his mind is at -3. Smile now, because he's shooting 77 tomorrow.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 02:08 PM

This is quickly turning into a redux of the '05 U.S. Blowpen, complete with a bunch of no names scraping around the golf course playing out of their minds.

WilliamTheIrish 06-16-2006 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Stricker shoots 69 with a hole out on the last hole despite yanking the monkey piss out of his last 5 irons. He's tied for the lead. Definitely headed for a 79 some time on the weekend.

How many times did he hole out from sand/rough today? 4? Lucky mf'er.

RockChalk 06-16-2006 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish
How many times did he hole out from sand/rough today? 4? Lucky mf'er.

Was he using a sand iron?

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DubbleDownBKU
Was he using a sand iron?

:cuss:

RockChalk 06-16-2006 02:22 PM

I think he mentioned it 5 or 6 times on my lunch break yesterday...it was driving me crazy

RockChalk 06-16-2006 02:33 PM

back to reality Ferrie

WilliamTheIrish 06-16-2006 03:09 PM

Fred Funk finishes round 2 at +6. I only saw his first two holes and he was swatting it outta the rough on both to start boge-boge.

Oh well...

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-16-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
If Maltby calls a SW a Sand Iron one more time, someone should gouge out his piss hole with Concertina wire.

As you can tell, this drives me bat shit too.


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